1.) Your reading this 2.) Your still reading this 4.) Your not realizing I skipped 3 5.) Your smiling about how you fell for it 6.) Your still reading this 7.) You are wondering why this is crossed off 9.) Your not realizing I skipped 8 10.) Your laughing at how you fell for it again 12.) Your realizing I skipped 11 13.) Your realizing there is only supposed to be 10 facts