Weirdest Dreams EVAR

I had a fight with my friend and then he went around my school with a knife then I killed him
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dont judge

 

Eula
Oh
wait

 

It's a dream from when i was like 5, it was some weird dinosaur stuff going on

 

I was in space with this annoying space core. Wait. That's reality.

 

Don't judge any of the dreams I'm about to tell. xD
- Okay, so, I had this dream a few years ago, but I can still remember it well. I was in my backyard one afternoon, and I noticed that this little area in the sky was turning red, kind of like a little red ball in the sky. I realized... it was getting bigger. Like, it was going to squish me or something. Soon enough, it began to turn into the shape of some kind of red planet, and it was extremely large. I got so scared, so I ran to my mother, who was on the porch, talking to her friend that had came over. I say "Mom! We need to hide before it gets to us!" or something like that, and I run inside and wait for it to crash into our house. Maybe, after about 30 minutes of sitting and hiding, I went back outside. The huge red circle was gone, and everything looked normal. "What happened to the planet thing?" I say quickly, relieved but still shocked about it's disappearance. My mom smiles, then she tells me "Don't worry, it only hit my hat."
And then I woke up. I know, it's strange xDD
- I remember, one time around last year, I had this dream that I was on a mission or something. Somehow, I had ended up at this old guy's house appearing as a 'maid'. Somehow, I knew he was a bad, terrible person. He told me I wouldn't be able to leave until I cleaned his bathroom, so while he was away, I got this permanent sparkle stuff and made his floor glittery ( :3 ). I go to the living room to look for him, but he seemed to be in his other bathroom or something. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. I opened the door slightly, to see the real maid there. All I wanted was to leave. I lead her in, telling her that the man who owns the house was doing something at the moment. Thanking me, the real maid entered the house and I left it. I ran as fast as I could, looking back to see his front door opening again. The man yanked the door open, really mad look on his face, gun in his hand. He began shooting towards me, and I figured he saw that I redecorated his bathroom floor (huehue). Once I was around the block, I realized... I had no idea where I was.
Annndd then I woke up xD
- I had a dream I could fly. 'Nuff said. xD
- When I was around 5 or 6 years old, I had a dream that I had two dads (That looked the same, yes). They both told me they were the real dad, and of course I feel for the easiest things because I didn't know much.
For some reason, I can't think of anymore. ;-;
I'dd add more later. <3

 

Last night Jerry and potato were on a date...
WHAT?!??!!

 

I dreamed that there were ghosts in my room but I never saw them they were saying my name and I was on my bed top bunk (dun ask wai) and I was climbing down the ladder screaming and crying (i was like 8) and then the ghosts knocked me down onto the floor. In the morning I woke up on the floor.

 

Had a new one.
we were in a nuclear bomb and me and my gf had to run away but she threw me but I have a way to escape death in dreams. I imagine the X button on windows to escape. I WAKE UP.

 

I had a dream where I was flying through the sky holding hands with a bear.

Turns out I was laying on it.