Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

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  1. Chippy

    Chippy

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    I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
    I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
    Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life
    My dad overhears me and calls me a faggot
    I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
    I called him a cunt
    He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
    Im crying now, and my face hurts
    I lay in bed and its really cold
    A warmth is moving towards me.
    I feel something touch me
    Its shrek
    I am so happy
    He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp
    He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
    I'm ready
    I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
    He penetrates my butthole
    It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
    I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
    I push against his force
    I want to please Shrek
    He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
    My dad walks in
    Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now"
    Shrek leaves through my window
    Shrek is love, Shrek is life
     
  2. Trollestia

    Trollestia

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    I was only 12 years old I loved Armin so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
    I pray to armin every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
    Armin is love I say, Armin is life
    My dad overhears me and calls me a bitch
    I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Armin
    I called him a fag
    He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
    Im crying now, and my face hurts
    I lay in bed and its really cold
    A warmth is moving towards me.
    I feel something touch me
    Its armin
    I am so happy
    He whispers in to ear "wtf"
    My dad walks in
    Armin looks him straight in the eye and says "Why am i here"
    Armin leaves through my window
    Armin is love, Armin is life