What kinds of teachers do y'all have?

Today I took the deep dark plunge into the void of high school.

It actually went fairly well, other than getting lost at least 3 times, but that's not what I'm here to talk about.

I'm here to talk about teachers. I was sitting in class like a bored muffin all day, thinking about how many types of teachers there are. Here are the kind I've seen throughout my life:

1) The One Who's Actually Nice/Cool/Funny And Doesn't Have To Try To Be
This species is very rare. If you get one, enjoy every. last. minute of it.

2) The One Who Tries To Be Nice/Cool/Funny REALLY Hard And Fails Horribly
This is the kind of teacher that cracks corny jokes all the time, is a bit too perky and psyched about his/her subject, and tries to get the kids to like them but instead makes the kids feel super awkward.

3) The One Who Doesn't Give A Damn/ The Boring One
This is the one who has a very monotone voice and sits behind a desk most of the time. They pretty much just tell you to do something, sit down, dismisses you when you leave, and nothing more. They don't seem to care whether you fail or succeed, as long as they get paid. They can also be extremely mean, depending on the person.

4) The One Who's Always Talking About Their Kids And Family And What-Not
Let me explain something, Mr. Asdf(made up teacher name): I don't really give two s**ts about everything you're actually being paid to teach me, or the things you say related to it. Do you really think that I give two s**ts about how your son Johnny was just born last Thursday? Or that your niece is graduating from the University of Wumbo? Hint: I don't. Now shut up, I'm gonna text for the rest of class.

5) The Super Old Fashioned One
They're the ones who're like "Back in my day, we chiseled notes onto stone tablets, not on these fancy Macintosh Books!" or anything else that makes you wonder if they were at the first Thanksgiving. They're really annoying, but they waste a lot of time talking so you don't do as much work

6) The Hippocrite
I just morally disagree with this one. You're telling me that after I just had lunch at 10:00 in the morning on a school day that ends at 2:30 I can't eat one cereal bar while you're eating a moterf**king 7 course meal with coffee and lady fingers afterwards? Or that I can't chew gum/suck mints to freshen my breath while you're blowing bubbles every other sentence(So that's how Jesus founded America.[Blow; Pop]After years of fighting the Decepticons and the Death Eaters,[Blow; Pop]he killed the dark king Osama Bin Laden, birthed Abe Lincoln and succeeded.[Blow; Pop])

7) The One Who Loves Tests
I don't think I need to explain this one. He/she gives long ass tests and quizzes, as well as pop quizzes. F**k you, just f**k you.

8) Professor Dolores Jane Umbridge
Professor Umbridge is a fat b**ch from the Harry potter series who teaches in the fifth book. She's positively prime evil. These teachers are prime evil. They rage at you if you have to tie your shoe or anything, and you end up developing an unhealthy fear of them. These teachers are an evolved species of The Super Old Fashioned One. You often wonder if they eat babies or use bronzed kitten heads as a knocker on their front door.

So those are some teachers that I've had over the years, post down below if you've had any of them or some different kinds.

School sucks. EDIT: I posted the same choice on the poll twice by accident. Just vote for the first one, ignore the other please

 

Okayyy. For the first time I actually can't choose out of the teachers because I don't know yet who I have.
But! I'll tell you the ones that I had.

1. The caring one who isn't able to punish somebody. He rarely does and in my old class nobody was quiet at him. He's the mentor of the class.

2. Mean, has been through much. (Good things.) He's nice to people that rarely do anything bad, he threats no one differently and gets everyone quiet in a second.

3. Young teacher, he tries to be cool but honestly lost my trust because of him insulting me once.

4. He's an old teacher, and is pretty cool. He's nice but he's also mean when he needs to be. He threats you different if you did way too many bad things. If you didn't you're fine. We rarely do tests/homework at him.

5. Old teacher and is also pretty cool. He made up his own way of punishments and jokes a lot. He also draws a lot but he can't draw which makes it funny.

6. Old woman: gymteacher. A nice teacher and tries to joke. And understands you quickly.

I'm sure there are a few more but I can't think of more.
I'm that kind of guy who sits in the back/front of the class and is always quiet and never do anything wrong. And, if I do: The reason for that is that I'm doing nothing at all and feel like doing nothing.

 

I've got a teacher who blows up Barbies....

 

I start school in 2 days so idk, but I know I have some teachers from last year, one is really crazy and because he doesn't have any children of his own, he's really nice to us and treats us like his kids, but giving us sweets and things like that Don't say he's a pedo, he's actually a really nice teacher.

 

Let's be real. Barbie is already pretty blown up...;)

 

All of my teachers are rad.

Except for PE.

He fits "Hypocrite" and "Umbridge" :P

 

I'm in top set for everything except English, Maths, Science and PE.

All my teachers are really nice and funny.

One awkward thing though...

There's a girl that was in my year 7/7th grade (you get the idea now) and is in some of my year 8 classes. Her sister is my Maths teacher .3.

 

How delightfully awkward.

 

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a teacher that told me "y'all" isn't a word

 

A website that told me "y'all" is a word. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y'all

 

Well, let's see

Period 1- I dunno... she is nice, and uhh

Period 2- Haven't had her long enough.

3&4- Ya, same teacher. We can barely get finished with our work because she yells at students every other sentence.

5- OOHOHOHO, this one is harsh. But it's mostly the students...

Such as those who laugh and cry at random for attention,

Comment about a LAWNMOWER when everyone is trying to do an important test,

and randomly make sexual references when everything gets quiet.

6- This guy is a good teacher. Algebra. He has like 50 billion posters up, such as Pink Floyd, the Beatles, etc...

Meh.

Spoiler: BONUS111!!

My second grade teacher.

Oooh, my second grade teacher.

She was absolutely insane. She yelled at us every other second, and HATED us. Even for things completely irrelevant, such as how we walked, walking down stairs, etc...
No, we did not run all over the place. We were quiet, and neat. But she just hated how some of us walked down the stairs "wrong".