The Story With The Most Likes Wins!

Okay, so the title kinda explains it all, there is no limits to your stories. Your stories can be as long and as weird as you want them to be, so what are you waiting for? GET TYPING! :D

 

Steve was a lonely guy. He had no friends, and he lived in a house made of dirt. Every time he saw another player, they would shout to him "you're a noob!". All Steve wanted was a friend, but nobody would give him this friendship he desired. He searched hard every day to find that one person that would give him a kind welcome to a friendship, but he found nothing.
One day, Steve found a small, fluffy, chicken. He walked up to it, but it ran away. Steve thought to himself 'why am I such an idiot? I just have to chase after him, he's probably playing games!'
Steve ran after the chicken, and finally after 3o minutes, he got it! He had finally found a friend. But by the time he had got it, it had overheated and cooked itself.
Now Steve is alone, but he has some food to eat I guess...

Later that day, Steve built a real house! It was a pure wooden house!

 

Me and @Heatdude Da Waffle are dating.
End of story.

 

Once there was a giant potato that crushed every titan in existence and was then worshiped as the potato god!!!

 

Elephant called mice to attack on Mars the day the lonely cookie got out of the pocket. Suddenly, everything just went pianos. There were moons everywhere! People were panicing and dancing! It was absolutely beautiful scene. And then unicorns came, pushing all the elephants to the elevator. Once there were all in there, the elevator got electrocuted by snails. All elephants had then a broken nose. Then they decided to back up. However, they didn't tell it to the mice. They all then died because of the lack of fish.
LE FIN

 

@John_0696 Moded server mayhem nuff said xD

 

A very very very short time ago, there was a girl named Jill.
Jill always wanted to go to Gotogoto-goto, A small town in Zambia, but since did not have enoug money to go to Gotogoto-goto,
therefore she was very sad.
Suddently a Prince on a white unicorn came along. he said: 'Hello there you beautiful lady, how are you doing?'

The prince was very ugly and smelled bad.

Jill ignored him and walked further towards the disco, but Jill didn't go to the disco. No, she went towards the library to lend a book about Zambia, maybe she could find some information how to go to Gotogoto-goto.
She searched for a book, she found some about Zambia, but nothing about Gotogoto-goto. Suddently Jill saw the prince again who smelled realy bad in his hand he had a book about Handhehad-had, but in his other hand he had a book about Togo.

Obviously Jill realy wanted to have the book about Togo, since that looks lik Gotogoto-goto. Even though it was very dangerous to go to him and askfor the book (Since she could die because of the smell) she did it.

Jill said 'Hi'
'Hey, why did you ignore me 10 minutes ago?'
'Ehhm, yeah I'm sorry for that, but can I take thst book About Togo?'
'Why?' The prince said.
'Well, I...'
She couldn't talk anymore, because of the smell and run away to go to the toilets to puke, but she tripped and felt... Everything started to fade...

Will not be continued.