Fake Staff Applications!

hi mi name is timmy im 8 years old and i stole me mums credit card to donate 100$ to the server and i wnat 2 be admin on this server and if u dont accept me ill get my mommy and shell come tu ur house and yell at u for not giving me admin. accept me now.

 

IGN: 2Newb4Servur
Age: 30
Location: On Uranus
Timezone: Uranus Timezone
When Are You Mostly Active: When I want to
Why you want to become helper: because I want to have all deh perms that a helper has, and I want to boss around the noobs.
Previous Moderation Experience: I Bnade many playerz on the 6969696969696969 server
Have you purchased a rank: Yes I purchased one for 100$ I think it's called 2Newb4Servur's Specul Rank
Are You Active On TS: Yes, I like to pretend I am a pedophile
How Long Have U been Playing Minecraft: 29 Years
How Long have u been on IJAH Server: 28 Years
When Was The Last time You Made An Application: 2 Days Ago
Why Should We Choose You: Because I am the only person that would boss around the noobs, and DdoS all of the players, and bna the owners, and become the new owner
Anything Else You Want To Add: IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THIS YOU WILL DIE

 

Hi mi nam is minpederlaz I want op cause then i ban every1 who betta dan me in oitc,yo
gif me op or admin plz thenk u also i want to fly in sumo :)

 

My 420 powers are too strong to be denied
make me owner nao

 

No i bannd u in a wek

 

nu pls
ifna

 

ifna what does that mean

 

I am your fan

 

Hello JH PLZ MAKE MEH THAT STAFF PLZ



done

 

This is something I saw but:

Guy: can I have op bak
SmartGuy: I'm pretty sure you never had OP and I don't think anyone will give it to you.
Guy: some1 gave me op last time i was on server t need it bak
SmartGuy: I think you have this confused with another server.
Guy: no its this 1 i remember
SmartGuy: If you want to be a staff member apply for it on the forums, there isn't any OP-ing here.
Guy: i just want my op bak who can give it 2 me where is owner
Then I just left because I was tired.

 

Accept it I will hack you

 

Spoiler: Contains rage, do not open if you are sensitive with bad words.

ACCEPT ME NOW FUCKER I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WELL FUCK YOU TOO BECAUSE... WELL... JUST GIVE ME STAFF AND I DONT FUCK YOU. I LOVE TO FUCK YOUR MOM AND RAPE HER BECAUSE YOLO SWAG WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ACCEPT ME NOW DICKHEAD.

 

IGN: H@x0r69weed
Age: My age is the same size as my dick. 69.
Location: in your mom
Tiimezone: lol im not doctor who
Why do you want to become helper? So i can bna all teh fgts on dis shity sufur i wil greaf and ban te ouner and edmins and mkae al teh playurs mai sleivs.
Previous experience as a moderator: i am teh ownar of hypickle i bnad hypickle from his oun servar lel
Have you purchased a rank? I so, which one? I bawt mowduraeter cna i plz b ounar
How long have you been playing Minecraft? b4 notch hes such a noob wit dat eula
How long have you been playing on the ItsJerryAndHarry server? I made teh surver u shud b lukee i hevnt bnad u yet fgt
Why should we choose you? So i cna bna evry1 on dis fagy survar and mai inglesh gramur and speleng is prefuct.
Anything you want to add: ur al gona get bnad as sun as i am ekseptid

 

IGN: ItsNotJerryNorHarry
Age: Over 9000 hours old!
Location: Outer Space
Timezone: I'm the 14th Doctor.
Why do you want to become helper? A helper?! I wanna become an admin! Screw this question! GIMME MY ADMIN!
Previous experience as a moderator: I'm staff in over 69 servers and the owner of Minecraft! Notch and Jeb are my sons!
Have you purchased a rank? I dont buy ranks I have them OOOOOOOOOO CHUCK NORRIS UP ON THIS PIECE!
How long have you been playing Minecraft? I suggested Minecraft to my sons
How long have you been playing on the ItsJerryAndHarry server? I never bothered joining Im just here for the money
Why should we choose you? Im a Doctor, owner of minecrfat, father of 2 famous peepz and chuck norris all together! YOU MUST PICK ME!
Anything you want to add:

 

IGN: BumShuffler9006
AGE: 2015 years old
ANY THING ELSE YOU WANNA ADD:

 

I'm president Obama.
I want to be owner.
I'll sue you if you don't.

 

I am Cat1843 halo ex head admin of Bacon mc I need op fix the bugs kdenbia