Most disgusting thing that ever happened to you

Earlier today, I my mother unintentionally poisoned me by sharing an energy bar with me. It contained cashews, and I have a nut allergy. Not, like, anyphylactic shock, my mouth just gets itchy, I start sneezing, and I get super nauseous. What was meant to be a fun beachy time on my mom's boyfriend's birthday became a puke fest shortly afterward.

Barfing in itself isn't terribly disgusting, it's something that everyone does. But today only half of it came out of my mouth...the rest squirted out of my nose. All I could smell for hours was barf.

So, what is the most disgusting thing that has ever happened to you? One rule: nothing involving your genitals. Have fun remembering horrible things!

 

Well one time I sneezed in public and when I looked at my hand, there was a big... You know what there.

 

I got diarrhea during finals o-o

 

I'm pretty sure you get blood transplants from having it slowly injected into you, not by converting to vampirism.

And what did you need the blood for, may I ask?

 

I ate a piece of paper and puked all over my friend on the bus so it splattered on everyone near me as well and then it rolled down the aisle



Never accept a dare.

 

So the blood bank just gives you blood when you ask for it?

 

Jk i joke bout my story i like cheese

 

I looked at my brother's face :O

 

I stept on a slug with bare feet.

 

I slipped over a naked snail, it was the most disgusting thing ever. Since then I have a phobia of snails