10 Ways to hate mayonnaise

1) Mayonnaise is evil. No, it can not be an instrument. It will eat you.

2) Mayonnaise is disgusting for some people, meaning you must stay away from it at all times.

3) Squirt some mayonnaise on your computer. Now you hate it.

4) Mayonnaise is disgusting for cereal, and that is why you should hate it with a passion

5) Mayonnaise comes from the pits of arms.

6) ^

7) Cow flesh is used in making certain types of mayonnaise

8) Some people put drugs inside mayonnaise

10) 9 is the secret illumaniti sign, mayonnaise empowers it,

Now, remember. these words;
Mayonnaise is not an instrument

Spoiler

Yes, I know this one was kinda weird and silly. But Apparently i cant move it to random spam ;-; so yeha....

anyways I just got bored and made this. The next one I garuntee, will be good <3 :)
kbye

 

I hate mayo anyways, it's disgusting especially alone ew.

 

Mayo is yucky

 

I despise mayo. Patrick: Is Mayonase an instrument? Me: *Throws trumpet at patrick*

 

I love mayo o3o

 

Out of all of the BENEFICIAL ones like positivity, success in school, etc....


Everyone choose the one that either involves poop or gaming.

 

The #1 reason to hate mayonnaise:

Marmite

 

it makes murica even fatter
no offense bby's

 

But what about horse radish?

 

10 ways to spell supercalafragilisticexpeledocious

 

I hate mayo with certain foods, but it's okay with others. Love/hate relationship of Cream and Mayo. Pls.