Fake ban appeals

Hello. What you need to do is to create funny fake ban appeals for fun.
You are typing appeal as a raging player or a griefer.
Please use the format to make it funnier.
Thoose meant to be fake appeals only for fun, not real ban appeals.

IGN: what da heck is dis?
Reason of ban: someone hacked me and banned meh.
Why you deserve to be unbanned: cus I wanna greef ppl in pissful survaival.
You may not use propper grammer :D

 

IGN: What ever is this, i just want to get unbanned.
Reason of ban: i was banned for hacking
Why you deserve to be unbanned: Please unban so i can continue hacking on your server, the server is really cool for hacking !

 

IGN: oh do you mean "Im Great Nub"?
Reason of ban: Im not banned.
Why you deserve to be unbanned: because i just trolled you

 

IGN: My mom once tolled me IGN is "I GIRL, NUB"
Reason of ban: Well I banned someone for banning, then someone else banned me so I banned him *EXCUSE ME, I'M A GURL* k, whatever...Then someone else killed me so I banned them.
Why you deserve to be unbanned: Because I hack duh!

 

IGN: I'm Great, No?
Reason of ban: dafuq is a ban?
Why you deserve to be unbanned: bcuz i cent jun da srver n i thenk dat dis wll work.

 

IGN: was dis
Reason of ban: i hakd
Why you deserve to be unbanned: i dunno cuz im me n im 2 awsme 2 b band

 

IGN: ItsJerry
Reason of ban: Sexual Abuse
Why you deserve to be unbanned: Harry banned me for not using a napkin

 

IGN: IAmA50YearOldPedo
Reason of ban: I built a huge penie in creative. I dunno why I was banned, I was working on pure art.
Why you should be unbanned Cuz I live in your closet and I will mrow you in your sleep.

Hope I get unbanned! ^-^

 

Ign: Meow
Reason of ban:Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!!!
Why you deserve to be unbanned: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

 

IGN: Villager #5
Reason of ban: for annoying.
Why you deserve to be unbanned: cuz i wanna trade with ppl, they banned me for no reason, i was trading 64 emeralds for 1 deadbush

 

IGN: Map_Turtle
Reason of ban: Was 1v1'ing the owners whilst 'hacking'
Why you deserve to be unbanned: Because I don't have hacks

 

IGN: Whats IGN? Let me guess! I good noob
Reason Of Ban: Can I bann ItzJery?
Why you deserve to be unbanned: I fink Jerzy shood be bann coz Im Notch. So i demaaan u to bann him or I wil mak u bann from mincaft FOREVA!
Fanks. I like coookies

 

IGN: xX_Hackerz_Xx
Reason Of Ban: I was not hacking!!!!!!
Why I deserve to be unbanned: IF YOU DONT UNBAN ME I WILL HACK THE SERVER AND HACK ITSJERRY AND ITSHARRY! UNBAN ME THIS SECOND BECAUSE I DONT HACK! YOUR SO MEAN, IM TELLING MY MUMMY AND "THEY" WILL CALL THE POLICE. I DONT HACK!!!!!! I ONLY HAVE 20 HACKED CLIENTS. AND I ONLY USE THEM WHEN NEEDED ON YOUR SERVER (eg: when a pro comes to kill me I put on Kill Aura, Trigger Bot, Anti-Knockback, Auto Criticals, Bow Aimbot, Auto Hit) THATS ALL! ITS STILL BEATABLE!!!!

 

IGN: skydoesminecraft
Reason of ban: lel i famous kkk dun judge
Why you deserve to be unbanned: im a swag daddy >.>

 

IGN: Doodlebob (me hoy minoy)
Reason of ban: Fer twerking at spawn. I was good tbh. but then Lila came and said "Twerking is bad". and then I was banned.
Why you deserve to be unbanned: because i do. i is a good perzon i no grif. I am a professional twerker and Barack Obama approves.

me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoy me hoy minoyme hoy minoy me hoy minoy

 

wat iz a ban apel

 

what the actual flying clock is this thread?

 

unban me k?
I have a life to live
go to clubs in minecraft
spend my life on the internet learning about miley cyrus, ext.
ignoring the people and world around me
k?
pls
unban bish

 

IGN: Villager #16
Reason of ban: I got fired from villager news
Why you deserve to be unbanned: ... Would you like to trade?

 

IGN: in game name
Reason of ban: being TOSWAG4U
Why you deserve to be unbanned: ask Obama