Near Death Experiences!

when my sister was born. i almost was blinded because of her ugliness

 

•Attempted suicide
•Almost got hit by a speeding car (3 times)
•Almost drowned(twice)
•If my dad wasn't there, I would'be fell off a HUGE staircase
•Fainted in school, at first people thought it was a joke but I couldn't breathe or move so I just fell.
•You know, I sometimes have troubles breathing and it once happened that it was almost a minute of me lying on the ground, unanle to breathe and no one could do anything.

 

•Chocked on a piece of candy
•Chocked on a pretzel
•Wouldn't eat because I kept chocking on things
•Almost drowned
•Fell of a moving lawnmower (The rock that attacked my head was the worst part)
•Got attacked by a pack of wild dogs
•Freakin' huge pigs
•Climbing 10 foot high pole
•Falling of le said pole
•I keep forgetting how to breath
•Me and my friends though it was a good idea to play with a long metal stick
•Attempting to be Batman by jumping of high things and trying to glide with bedsheets, and attempting to take down a park bully
•Getting wrapped like a burrito in my bed
•Play with a katana my uncle left me

'bout all the stupidity I can remember at the moment :]

 

Many people have attempted suicide here ._.

 

• My brother strangling me with a pillow case when I was 3.
• My dad holding me under the water at a public pool (on holiday)
• My (Evil) teacher bashing her car into my leg (Weirdly no damage was taken..)
• Wrapping a shower rope around my neck (My suicide attempt, i was depressed and nearly blacked out)

And one day i will be so stupid and i will actually kill myself by slipping a banana peel <3

 

My friend was crossing the street with out looking so I pulled her back but I was so close to the car this happened many times
Nearly drowned and once fell on my head and started losing a lot of blood
LUCKILY I NEVER DIED

 

I put a fork in the toaster...
If it wasn't for dumb luck I'd probably be electrocuted or dead.

 

I got hit by a car then the bitch stopped.
I had a really trippy when I was listening to Binaural Beats, idk if this is a 'near death experience' but I wasn't able to move for a while.
Chocked on an apple (fu apple)

Meh, I can't die anyways

 

When i was in a mountain back then, i had a headache, and almost fell if it wasnt for my mom

 

I almost choked on a strawberry ;~;
#rebel

 

Uh
so how are you alive still?

 

I have no idea, I did a perfect landing.

 

hax
or mlg pro

 

When I was like... 5? Almost drowned, so I never swimmer again and now idk how to swim :(

 

Choking on my own spit
Listening to Justin Beiber
Almost got hit by a car (then that same car hit a parked car like 5 seconds after xD)
Telling all of my Christian friends that I'm atheist
Sooo ya

 

Nearly drowned
xD

 

Almost drowned
Almost broke my back trying to surf o3o
Almost suffocated
.________________.

 

I have a lot of these, but I'll try to keep them simple x3
I almost died of a breathing problem whenever I was young. I had to go to the hospital and all of that.
I was in a car accident a few years ago. My sister's car was hit by a truck, luckily the car didn't tip over. Yeah, I was inside of it, obviously ;p
I almost fell out of a roller coaster.
My friend pushed me into the water, and I made it to the surface just before I couldn't breathe anymore.
I was taking a shower and the lights went out (I know, really creepy o3o). I slipped and fell on my back. It hurt.
I almost died of a allergic reaction to a medicine I had taken.
When I was younger, I fell off a really tall bunk bed and landed on my arm/face. My life flashed before my eyes.
I was stung by a jelly fish. ;-; When people say don't go far into the ocean, DON'T GO FAR INTO THE OCEAN.

 

1. I almost died by blood loss. Yes. I stepped on jar glass and it was horrible. My eyesight turned blurry.... I was so scared xD
2. I have been in a car crash before.
3. I almost drowned in a pool.

 

My brother almost drowned me in the pool, I cracked my Jaw, and accidentally sliced a triangle-like hole into my finger. Illuminati Confirmed