I would ban people who have been mean to me in the pass forever :P And i would also Broadcast: "Be mean to me for free candy :)"
If i were an admin ill sit down in front of the computer and say ....Hello im the new admin nice to meat u bye ^-^
if i where admin... /ban MC_Scout being a nub. Well that was short lived =or= /ban Mojang EULA not allowed
I would force everyone to give me their left nostril if they don't ill rip it off then eat it then eat them.
I would make ./poor It would give you 1000$ when you need it and is only available once a week so nobody uses it to accumulate large amounts of money easily