Ways to get kicked out of walmart

138) Bring Attack On Titan to reality
139) Dress up as Eren with real swords
140) Scream and attack people
141) Summon Nyan cat
142) Summon Doge
143) Summon all the internet memes into the clothes section
144) Summon God
145) Summon YoMama
146) Follow Lastboy11
147) Only me
148) Always me

 

149: Look at the price thing and it is (1.99). Change it to 9.99 in front of a Worker.

 

Why don't we

Go to da section "firearm" and play with the bb gun like its a toy


(fok you all again)

 

150: Break all the TVs or replace what they're showing with

Spoiler: spoiler

japanese inappropriate stuff!

 

151: Make invisible text

 

152) piss on everything (including customers)

 

154: Use the shelves as dominoes.
155: Take all the Nerf guns and have the greatest battle ever.
156: Tweedle beetle paddle battle in a bottle on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles with foodles and toaster strudels.

 

157: paint every sign that says wal mart on it with a red and white target

 

158: Get Fire Crackers and scare the shit out of ppl with them LOL.

 

159) Come in with a i love target t-shirt

 

Lol! :P

 

160) Having the president walk in.

 

161) Get a pole and throw it into one of the biggest TVs.

 

162.Spray paint a till saying I hate your cheap stuff! - Your name

 

Go to the manager, stare into his face and say:

"You got some free shit, Bozo. You got some free shit. You got some free shit: ITS FREE SHIEEET!

 

Pick your nose and touch everyone, trust me I've learned from experience.

 

park your car right on front of the walmart front door and take your time til you get kicked.

 

Put police tape around walmart and say that you are making police tape art. :P

 

Perform a Satantic ritual in the middle of the aisle

 

168) Tear everything apart.