common word/sentence you get from people irl?

Title says everything c:

Mine:-
"You ate more than an elephant but why you're still skinny?"
XD

 

"Are you seriously that age? I don't believe it, you midget!"

 

"Your a retard"

 

"Hi"

 

"I hate you, screw off"
And my favourite
"No one likes you"

 

"You're... sort of... weird"
- The girls from my former class, love you <3

 

Chill.

 

"NO MORE CAFFEINE" - my mother xd

 

"Don't lay on him you way 3x what he does" - my dad
wow way to make me have high self esteem dad. .-.
"Do you have a tape worm or something?"
^That's my favorite

 

"EAt YOUR FOOD [insert my name here]!!"-my dad and stepmom and sister
"get out of your room"-my mother
"why are you so fast"-my swim team
"no no youre so fast the only reason im fast is because im tall you are hella fast!!" me to my swim team who the majority of is shorter than me ;n;

 

"My Little Pony IS FOR KIDDSS!!" "Get a life" "I can't believe you waste your time playing some shitty Minecraft... Dumbass play some real games like Warframe" ~My brother
"Haha.. Nice hair" ~EVERYONE..

 

"No one likes you"

 

"Hot damn! You're a lazy pile of crap!"

"Psssh, dumbass." or "Psssh, smartass"

 

"sup" yeah. im so amused now

 

"Go play piano"
if you haven't noticed yet, i'm asian

 

Don't beat a dead horse

 

*cough*

 

"You have really curly hair"
Oh, and my favorite! (sarcasm)
"Why does that boy have a perm?"

 

"Hello"

 

"Mhm"