Ways to get kicked out of walmart

103) lick people... seriously

 

104) walk out of Walmart

 

105) Say that target has cheaper prices

 

106)
Me: HELLO! I'M KERMIT MCFROGGERSON! THE MANAGER INVITED ANY SHOPLIFTING TARGET EMPLOYEES TO HIS HOUSE! BRING SODA AND PIZZA!

Everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At the house of the manager...

Manager: What the fuck?! Get out of my house!

Drunk shoplifting Target employee: hahahahahaha... I love you magical pony.... Marry me...

Manager: WHO THE HELL INVITED YOU HERE?!1!ONE!

Other shoplifting target employee: Some guy called Kermit McFroggerson.

The next day...

Manager: Hello customer, we want to know the personal information of everyone who walks in. What's your social security number?

Me: 69.

Manager: Your address?

Me: Somewhere.

Manager: Your name?

Me: Kermit McFroggerson.

Manager: Gtfo.

 

107) Steal the managers left nostril.

 

108) Air hump the customers...

 

109) Walk in with a target uniform

 

110) Come in naked

 

111) Knock down and break everything.

 

smuggle a cantaloupe into the store, then go into one of the bathroom stalls when theirs a lot of people in the bathroom, make grunting noises, then drop the cantaloupe into the toilet. after that say "Whew that was a big one"

 

113: Get caught replacing the price tags with the number "1337".

 

114)
a. Take food and eat it.
b. Take all the stuff out and put it on the ground neatly. Then smash it.
c. Poor all the soda at staff saying "You want a drink? Here you go!"

 

shout:
Fok you all

Yes very mean but works well

 

get 2 pigs but 1 one pig then 3 on the other let them run a round get them then they think wheres number 2?

 

117) Act like your drunk and bash into things.

 

118) "Hey, uh, where's your bathroom?"

[ stinks up the bathroom, causing the whole store to leave ]

"WHO DID THAT?!"

"I did!"

"GTFO"

 

119) Sleep on top of stuff and let it fall over and sleep in another spot.

 

119)
Ride a velociraptor through walmart

 

120) get into random customer's carts and stare at them uncomfortably.

121) Grab all the ham you can find and sit on it. People will stare.

122) Act like you are a 3 year old and ask young children to play leaf frog.
;3 Huehue

 

133) Summon satan in the baby section...
134) Poop on the owners desk
136) You just realized i skipped step 135
137) You'r going back to check
138) you say this is a really long list...