Paste Here You're JOKES

Is this real or this is the
FANTA SEA!?!?

AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HA ha ha... Ha..

Can I try again?

Kthanks
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Because it's pointless!
Get it? Because the pencil has a .. K

 

xD i like da pencil one :D

 

Yo mama so fat, she needs a boomerang to put her belt on!
LOLOLOLOL

 

luv it

 

2 people, Matt and Kat were setting up camp. Kat was setting up a tent while Matt was making the campfire. After Matt started the fire, Kat went awfully close to the fire.

Matt: Careful Kat, you might catch fire in your hands!
Kat: Please! I've been Catching Fire since the second book!

 

I love the joke XD

 

Yo mama so ugly when she goed to da haunted house she came back with a job application :P

 

*Bad Jokes*

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
A barber.

Did you hear about the fire in the circus?
it was in tents! (you get it? in tents intense?)

Why is 6 scared of 7?
7, ate, 9, 10

What did the dressing say to the refrigerator?
Close the door! I'm dressing!

*Bad Jokes*

 

I have jokes about unemployed people , but none of them work!
HAHAH
HAHAHHAHAH
hahah
No?
K


"My dog has no nose"
"How does he smell?"
"TERRIBLE"
AHAHA

 

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?
Because their so darn stupid.

Or this joke -

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

Oh and my favorite joke...

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Bananan
Banana who?
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

 

Spoiler: joke

• • Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"
    Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
    The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically,he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.
    He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"
    "Yes", said the parrot.
    The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot, "What's your name?"
    "Moses," said the bird.
    "That's a dumb name for a parrot", sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Moses?"
    The parrot replied, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus."

might be offensive to religion people

 

My life.




Ahahahaha
Hahahaha
Hahahah
Haaha
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Okay.

 

Sera
you took my joke
;~;

 

How did the towel move? because it's rolling.

 

It was raining in the dark sky and I saw something weird.
It was pouring, like an ocean.
AND DEN
I SAW A STAR
AND DEN
IT WAS
A STARFISH
LELELELLEL
no okay

 

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the bitch's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
THE CHICKEN

 

Alright I got one

Yo mama so fat she didn't need the internet to be world wide ;D

 

Sera took my joke dang it xd
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Oops, I did it again.

 

heres a Joke i told my friends on TS..


one night a man spent 6 hours in a bar before he rolled home to his wife blind drunk, his wife was angry and said "Where have you been?" the husband was rocking back and forth on his feet, "I was at this amazing bar, its called the golden saloon, the floors are golden, the Doors are golden, and even the Urinals are golden!" the wife rolled her eyes "What rubbish" the wife said, "Dont believe me? here.." the husband then pulled out a piece of paper with a phone number in it, "Ring up this number if you dont believe me." The following day she called up the number, "Is this the Golden saloon?" she said. "it is." replied the bartender, "And do you have Golden floors?" the bartender replied, "Sure do ma'am." the wife then said, "What about the 2 big golden doors?" the bartender replied again, "Yup." "What about the golden urinals?" said the wife.

their was a long pause and the wife heard the bartender yell; "Hey Duke! i think i got a lead on the guy that pissed in your saxophone last night!"