Paste Here You're JOKES

This is mah joke (later im posting more)


Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?
SO IT COULD GET TO THE OTHER SIDE


HAHAHAHA
HAHA
hah
ha...

God dammit.

 

xD

 

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

 

errrr why did a carrot carrot??

becus carrot

best joke ive heard ;-;

 

why does monkeys eat bananas?


Because they eat Bananas

 

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander?
pika......wait u thought he was gonna say a joke DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT POKEMON, HE CANT EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH! geez ppl these days

 

what does cats like: a fish with no tail

 

Whats ugly and has a scary personality?
Your face
AHHAHAHAHHA
HAhaa.
hahah...
ha?....
Foking
*Cries*

 

How do you call someone without a body and without a nose?

Nobodynose :P

 

grsgrsyer

 

those jokes o m g

 

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

HAHAHAHAHA jk

 

How do you escape a sealed metal box with only a mirror?

You look in the mirror. You saw what you see, and now the mirror has been sawed in half. Two halves make a hole. Go through the hole to freedom.

 

soo funnyaa

 

Petey: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ.
idunnowhatdocallthisguy: Hey, but what about the P?
Petey: I could never forget you!

(I got that from Super Diaper Baby..)

 

;p

 

I spilled spot remover on my dog...

and now he's gone.

 

What did the nosy pepper do?
He got jalepeno buisness cx

Why did the chikken cross the road?
To see the ugly witch
Knock knock; Who's there?
The chicken

 

Here is a bunch of jokes :D

1. Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.
2. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
3. Where does a sheep go for a haircut? To the baaaaa baaaaa shop!
4. Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Why the long face?”