What would you do if this broke into your house?

In this game someone posts what the thing is that breaks into your house and the person below replies to what they would do.

Example:

awsomeduud: What would you do if a flying tiger broke in your house?

MLGNoscopingPro: I would ride it out the window.
What would you do if a MLP pony came in your house?

GenericAntiBrony: I would kill it.
What would you do if a living rock broke in your house?

And so on.

What would you do if a Faceless broke in your house?

 

I would call 911?
what would you do if a leopard broke in your house?

 

It would naturally like me and we would be friends.
What would you do if Santa claws broke into your house?

 

I'd give him milk.


What would you do if a walrus broke in your house?

 

I'd give it a cracker.

What would you do if an ocean came flooding into your house?

 

I will throw my PC and Run!

{Most probably I would be online doing something with the PC in my hand}

{if the PC wasn't with me, the thing with me would be thrown like the PC}

[I am to lazy to do a what to do] Deal with it!

 

I would scream (im scared of fishes)

What would you do when pewdiepie broke into your house

 

Who? I don't care
my friend's dad is a police and he lives 2 house from me
call him the first chance I got
What would you do if
minecraft was never a part of your life?

 

Well that is such a simple question
I'll bang my head on the wall
try and do the splits(don't ask)
Swim with fish
And call the tooth fairy :3

What would u do if a carrot broke into the house(since I'm a carrot)?

 

Eat it
What would you do if Ars Magica2 was a part of minecraft that you cant remove?

 

idk what Ars Magica2 is so I wouldn't care.

What would you do if @MappyTurtle broke into your house?

 

Say hi.



What would you do if a deer broke in your house?

 

I'd call animal control. duhhh.
what if @Shadow_Riolu broke into your house?

 

I got firearm bow and I will (can) do anything even he is nice ( if I have too)
what will you do if bodil40 laugh none stop to you all day?

 

I would kill him because he is not the real me.

What if a maniac broke into your house?


*EDIT*

I would kill whoever that is because I don't like laughing.

What if a maniac broke into your house?

*2ND EDIT*

I feel so loved.

 

I would call Pet Control.

What would you do if a girl broke into your house and brought JB with her?

 

Again, Firearm is charged on my right
watch out for that
What if you ate a Cookies made out of chips :P?

 

That would be great

what would you do when a gigantic oreo came into your house

 

eat it/share it
What if I was aiming a firearm bow at you?

 

I would throw a knife at it.

What would you do if Shrek broke into your house?