Go beat the crap out of Mojang and type out a new EULA and upload it to mojang's website. jk #ConquerTheWorld
I'll get the goods. Find someone who is licensed to drive to Mojang. Meet me at the LA Airport for the goods, pick me up, head to the Mojang Office and let's bring the house down!
http://www.minecraftforum.net/news/30218-minecraft-server-changes-eula-a-brief-look BUTTTTT http://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/mojang-change-your-eula SIGN IT STUPIDS
Ok here's the EULA: Minah owns minecraft! Do whatever! It's like the purge everyday from now on in minecraft!