School Joke

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  1. Netherr

    Netherr Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    My school came up with a joke. (Catholics will get this) Since my school is Chinoy (Chinese-Filipino) they came up with this "If Adam and Eve where Chinese, they would have eaten the serpent instead of the fruit and never committed sin because, Chinese eat anything and everything" according to them. And according to the creation story and the Bible the fruit was not to be eaten or they would sorta feel naked ._.
     
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  2. teitan

    teitan ‏‏‎ Donator

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    My school is 50% druggie and 49.9% nubs. Haha
     
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  3. Enderbrine

    Enderbrine うちはサスケ

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    I am Chinoy but I don't get it .-.
     
  4. Netherr

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    Alright, you know how Chinese love to eat. They would eat Snakes, Scorpions, Insects etc. Now, their saying that if Adam&Eve were Chinese, they would have eaten the serpent instead of the fruit because, to the chinese the serpent (supposedly it was a snake) would be much tastier and more of a meal than the fruit. And since they did not eat the fruit they did not commit sin. By fruit I am referring to the 1 God told them not to eat.
     
  5. Enderbrine

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    Oh.. But.. It didn't seem so funny.. xD
     
  6. Netherr

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    Oh well it's not exactly funny for most but it is for our school because, it was our school director who told the joke and we are a Chinoy school ourselves.
     
  7. jerkboy2006

    jerkboy2006 Lord of the slimes. c:

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    HAHHAHAHAHAHA
    wat
     
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  9. DeathEssence

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    50% + 49.9% = 99.9%

    What about that other o.1%?
     
  10. teitan

    teitan ‏‏‎ Donator

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    Uhh. Smart people. xD
     
  11. AACM

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    Are you the 0.1% or...............
     
  12. teitan

    teitan ‏‏‎ Donator

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    Actually... yes. I am considered one of the top 5 smartest students at my school. It's shocking to me because I am confused when it comes to science and maths.
     
  13. AWildGiraffe

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  14. PredatorToad

    PredatorToad Cringe

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    I got it and I'm not Chiony
     
  15. AACM

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    Cool c:
    Well I Suck at math ;-;
     
  16. Vince

    Vince Donator

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    Copy! banhmplz!
    Anyway I was gonna put the same thing.
     
  17. jerkboy2006

    jerkboy2006 Lord of the slimes. c:

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    I searched up "I don't get it" and dose were da results
    I sos ;u;
     
  18. Cobra

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    Kind of funny because I'm Catholic so I get it.
     
  19. EvilSamKusuma

    EvilSamKusuma Flaming Enderman

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    Much logic *thumbs up*