Why Did I Not Choose Direct Tv? (Chain Reaction Game Based On The Commercials)

when you quickly flash trough memories of your life you cheer up

 

When you cheer up, you scream at the top of your lungs in happiness.

 

when you scream at the top of your lungs in happiness you lose your voice again

 

When you lose your voice, you can't call the police when there's a murderer in your house.

 

when there's a murderer in you house, your life ends on a bad note.

 

When your life ends on a bad note, your family is depressed.

 

When your family is depressed they eat ice cream

 

When your family gets ice cream, they get brain freezes

 

when ur brain freezes u get dumber

 

when you get dumber, you throw your head into a wall

 

When you throw your head into a wall, you get a concussion

 

And when your head is hurting, you are drunk

 

And when you are drunk, you pass out

 

When you pass out people go through your things

 

When people come out your butt hole, you be like all ninja

 

and when you watch ninjago, your brain melts out

 

when you become stupid as patrick star , ur grades drop

 

When your grades drop, you need to go to a tutor.

 

When you get a tutor, the tutor is so smexy.

 

When you try to **** with her, you find out she's secretly a guy.