What's the earliest thing u can remember?

I was sitting in the front seat, about 3-4 years old... I was so curious about the acceleration and brakes xD so while my mom was getting my brother into the back seat, I pressed it for a second xD

 

My dad doing a backwards roll on the bed, and me pushing him off it :D
i was a good child i swear

 

I remember this bright red waiting room I was in before I had my picture taken for the family photo book. I was about 2.

I also had a dream about riding a freight train to Union Station, which was painted with glow-in-the-dark lines.

 

first thing i ever remembered was walking down the hallway when i was about 2 years old :) And my mom was watching the news. Oh the 90s :)

 

My aunt had a remote controlled E-T doll that scared the shit out of me. I ran out the front door of my house because I thought it was chasing me.

The server, when my first Skyblock tree didn't drop a sapling.

 

Potato being r00d about my work

 

Lyrics of Viral song

 

Hahahahaha xD

 

When I was two I went to the biggest mall in the world :D

 

Something else worth mentioning: I also remember a special weather report about Hurricane Katrina predictions.

 

My dad having to pull a cricket out of my butt.

 

I remember that I couldn't stop laughing
Mine iiiisssssss.. Idk I don't remember half of my life I'd say when my dad was pulling the cricket out if my sisters butt

 

Um..
Watching tv XD

 

When I was 2, my mom brought my new baby sister home from the hospital! :D -> >=) I brought ALL of my toys, showed them to my sis and said, "This is mine! Don't touch!" xD

 

i was at at 4th grade when i threw a metal chair at my classmate's head, his head was bleeding hard, and i was laughing XD

 

Idk
Life?

 

Watching Jurrasic park, Watching Doraemon and Playing my teddy bear called "Tom"

I was 11 months old and yet I still remember that ._.

 

Opening a sliding door when I was 2

wtf brain

 

Getting chased around by my aunt who was holding an E.T. doll. I hate E.T...

 

OMG I love Doraemon! Used to watch it all the time when I still knew Japanese.