Corrupt-A-Wish!

okay, have a peach farm :)

I wish for a new computer

 

Granted you get my other crappy computer!

I wish for cheese

 

the cheese was eaten by Hai


I wish for a wish

 

You can't do that. That's against the rules in the book.

I wish for my cat to get out of the litterbox… Why is it in my room...

 

the cat went iut and pooped on your Couch

i wish for a wish and it is not against the rules

 

All wishes are against the rules for you now :D

I wish that I could have a lamp.

 

the lamp is broken.

I wish for nothing

 

I gave you something.

I wish I post this comment.

 

*deletes comment

I wish for the next person NOT to recite Pi to 3000 digits.

 

I suck at maths but 83920783917318973189739187364278364 ( i havent learnt Pi fyi )

I wish for the next person to be Awesome

 

Thank you! lol.

I wish for a pony cx

 

Granted, you get a dead pony

I wish for cheese

 

The cheese is rotten

I wish for Portal 3

 

Granted, but the cake is a lie

I wish for a potato

 

the potato was stolen by @PwnagePotato

i wish for someone to type after my post

 

But instead of typing, I am tapping (on 3DS internet browser :D)

I wish for air.

 

Granted you get air filled with chlorine gas

I wish for a cheese ball

 

A mouse ate your cheese ball while it was being delivered.
I wish i had 999 Rare Candies.

 

granted, but you get so full you explode

I wish i had a cheese genie

 

Granted but the genie dies 5 seconds after the u get it

I wish I could go back to disneyworld