King of the kill

wait, everyone is dead

 

wait... is this for me or...

 

you posted a second before me

it didn't update

But i was assuming u left the shield intact

 

ok then... shall we continue?

while you are in your precious not-so conformable hill, I make a new hill and you think mine is way better so you abandon the other one.

who the king? thats right... Im the que... King I ment... king...

 

my creeper minions blow it up. I stay at my hill.
Im da king of the cheese

 

Oh yea... Fart...

chu pass out and I carry U away... Im KOTH now

 

but im not knocked out, and i wake up and blow you up.

King is King yay

 

good play... BUTT NOT GOOD ENUFF...

I wear a creeper head and then chu think im one of your minions... so then I get a diamond sword and kiu you...

I the kang braw...

 

I have creeper heat vision, you killed one of my fake clones.
My fake clones do a nuclear explosion that only kills humans.

you're dead, Im king

 

I send a photo of youre mom...

Im king now...

 

I send a picture of you.
your ugliness kills you.
Im the king

 

wha... this face is a perfectly natural handsome face... believe me, Girls faint for me... (well, that isn't technically true butt, you get my point)

anywho...

I kiu you when you least expect it... (like when your'e taking a shower...)

I king now...

 

You killed another clone.

Im still king

 

OK a big, giant red beam of light kills every single cell there is... clones, creepers, and all that crap that exist around the world... and I resist it.

 

Huh wat? I was in another universe claiming another hill.
Im hing of that one

 

ok then... i teleport where ever you are and then I just use my brain power to see the real you and then... well... you know...
The blood is ketchup...

 

Brainpower wasn't very effective!
Wild JoshnNathan used minion bomb!
It was SUPER EFFECTIVE!
im da king

 

ok... I have a feeling your'e afraid that I might have...

Which in-case I do...

Butt anyways...

I eat chu and your minions... im king now...

 

the consumption of all my minions causes you to explode

Don't ask


P.S. I am a plant


Im also king

 

Oh yea...

take my advise... I don't use it anyway...

and...

I am invisible and I knock you off the hill and I put super glue so I permanently stay on the hill.