King of the kill

Olympus has fallen. (haha get the refrence?) and im king now.

 

I use my powers to make your beak stay shut. Meanwhile, I write a letter with your handwriting saying that if you slap yourself, I become queen, and I hypnotize you to do just that. Queen now. (and your cheek hurts too much to become king anytime soon :o)

 

Lizards heal faster, so once im healed I sneak up on you and scratch you do death with my claws
And now that you're dead can open my mouth again. KING

 

Sends creeper minions to destroy you.
Me is da king now.

 

I'd run and the creepers would only blow up my tail, which is meant to fall off.
Then i'd come back and kill all the creepers, too fast for them to explode.

 

my creepers are rainbow cluster creepers allowing them to move at high speed and send out
baby creepers that move at twice the speed.
Im da king still

 

Lizards are faster than rainbows. Boom

 

I grab you and cook you until you becone nothing than food. then I eat you... Im KOTH now.

 

I use a creeper cannon to blow you up. i'm king now

 

I fart out rainbows because of my stupidity... wait, what?

anyway...

I king now... so SUCK IT!!!

 

I use my telekinetic powers to make the rainbow go back straight to your mouth. You then explode of stupidity overload. Queen now.

 

dafuq? ok then... I see you are using my powers against your own wills... but the battle is not over yet! for I will... god damn it barb, you ruined my play...

ok, that it, I eat chu... Im Quee... I mean king now...

 

I blow up the hill, travel to mars and claim a hill dere :3

 

I shave all your hair and you get embarrassed so you run away... Im king of the faking hill now my fellow friend...

 

I travel to mars and tackle you off the hill and claim the hill before you do.

 

my rainbow minions blow up mars. I claim hill in outer regions of our galaxy.

KING!

 

I wiz on you... you run away...

I king now...

 

I fly to your hill and with my telekinetic powers, I shift the tectonic plates of the planet. There is a massive earthquake and you die. I use my powers to make a huge asteroid belt orbiting the planet so no one can get in, then an impenetrable glass sphere around it. Queen of the hill now.

 

What is it with you with the telekinesis and all the space stuff? This isn't rocket science... this is the forums...

anyway...

Somehow i break in and eat chu... Im king now...

 

I turn into light itself and penetrate atom thick holes in the glass and asteroid belt. I summon 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 or 1 Septendecillion rainbow creeper minions to
blow the whole universe up. By the time everything is gone, I found a new universe and claimed a hill on an
Earth-like planet. King is me