Noob impressions???

hay guys its me nick u mite kno me from my server 123.456.78.910:56655

its really cool

but I really want mod position im really really cool and responsible so i should be made a mod since im real cool

That's my noob impression. What is yours?

 

HI MOD CAN YOU MAKE ME ADMIN HARRY SAID I COULD

djfsgishdgishdifxgmdrhgikdrxgm [spaces] SkythekidRS: Hey Guys!!

SAY 12345 IF YOU LOVE BUDDER! (I did that one once when I was a noob)

 

Noob:CAN I GET UR OP MOD I HAVE 600000 SUBS ON YOUTUBE

Noob:OMG BASHUR JUST WAS ON ON BUILDIT OMG!
Donater: it's a disguise
Noob: NO IT ISNT ITS REAL I SAW AND BTW WAT IS A DISGUISE IDK WHAT THAT IS HAHA U NOOB

 

[color red] i lkoe trains WAIT ! How=======do you bacKSPACE!?/?!?! [color]

 

Noob: HAHA i found cole NEWBZ i better then you
Noob: it wont mine what waht?? HALP
/\ True story when I first found bedrock XD

 

Can i haz op plz i really want it stafff!!!
I'm the owner of thwa server 191.456.2345:25565
So let me help dis server
IF YOU LIKE BUDDER SAY BUDDDDDDDDDDDDDER GURFHKTDDCCVHYRR
SkythekidRS: Budder!

 

-Noob: hacker [to an experienced OITC player who is at level 69.78]
-*just an example*
[VIP] BossClaire: Hello.
Noob: OMG A MOD PLEASE HELP
(spam)
BossClaire left the game.
Noob1: boss halp
[Premium] IAmNumber68: She isn't on anymore
Noob2: OMG ANOTHER MOD
*exxagerated xD*
-Say 123 if you have Skype [spams it]
-Y WAS I BANED I DIDNT DO ANYTHING RONG THIS ISNT NISE
-OP ME
-Hey im a yotuber i have 10000 subs check out mah channe www.example.org
(later)
SeriousGuy: That channel doesn't exist.

 

-playing sumo-

Me: Hy
Noob: /msg *Name* is a hacker! BAN HIM!!!
Noob: /msg *Name* is a hacker! BAN HIM!!!
Noob: /msg *Name* is a hacker! BAN HIM!!!
Noob: /msg *Name* is a hacker! BAN HIM!!!
Noob: /msg *Name* is a hacker! BAN HIM!!!
Noob: /msg *Name* is a hacker! BAN HIM!!!
Noob: /msg *Name* is a hacker! BAN HIM!!!
Noob: /msg *Name* is a hacker! BAN HIM!!!
Noob: /msg *Name* is a hacker! BAN HIM!!!
Noob: /msg *Name* is a hacker! BAN HIM!!!
/msg back: Dude I'm not staff..
Noob: DO YOUR JOB FOR FUCKSAKES!! I'm reporting you!

*sigh*

 

Day 1:

Noob: Hi

Day 2

noob: Hi! Do you remember me? :D:D:D::D:D:D:D

day 3

noob: hi its me again whats up can you give me diamodns help me kill this change this spawner leks.hfdzjclhaekfdsc

 

Can I haz op plz??????????
SAY 123 IF YOU LIKE BUDDER
HACKER
MODS HELP ME PLZ
/msg The_Demonstar01 BAN *INSERT NAME HERE* HE IS A HACKER!!!!!!!!!! X10000000\
TPA ME FOR FREE DIAMONDS
Can I haz free diamonds?
#yolo

 

YOOOOOOOOOO GUYZZZZ I JUST GOT MINECRAF NOOOOOO U STUPID IDIOT YOU STOLE MY WOOD PIC!!!! (sPaM)BAAAAAAAN HIIIIIIM

Mod:Who?

Noob:THAT GUY YOU IDIOT MOD

(CHAT) PLayer NoobDestroyer Banned for being a noob

 

omfgomfgomfg

i got staf!>!>!>!>!>!>!>!>

yay me goina ban u all!

huahfioehoifheoshfehfoiehfoiehfoiehfoeshgoisehoieshgoihfioe!

 

My Impression:
SomeNoob101:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[YouTuber]SkythekidRS: hi sky army! Budder!

 

Noob 1: SAY 123 IF YOU LIKE CHEESE

noob1.5: 124
donator who is a noob: 321

OR

Lol i want blue jeans to go, How about you....? *just with less correct grammar and probably something is miss-spelled.

OR

/msg bluejeanstogo RIDE ME RIDE ME
*spams it 7 other times*
/msg NoobThatWontShutUp I can't ride people so, stop spamming my msg.
/msg bluejeanstogo k.

OR

*8 year old noob voice* I WERK 4 MOJANG GIVE ME OP OR ILL SHUT DOWN UR SERVER 4EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

guys report krzyman5o he hax he fly on my is report he r hackr he r grief kmsm f mkiael l me ak d he wila pacesat lfods,mfkldngflkjsgmldfkg

 

wtfffffffffffffff mod ban this guy he killed me and I lost full diamond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(repeats 10-50 times)

 

1. PrincessHamster: *Flies*
Noob: OMGOMG HACKER MUCH PRINCESSHAMSTER HACKS SHE FLIES HER NAME ISN'T GREEN OMG SHE HACKS

Ahem. Its called princesshamsterisover14charctersandifitwasgreeniwouldnthavemyskin

2. Noob: How do I ride people
Noob: How do I fly
Noob: How do I get pets
^ Pretty much for only people who are new :/

3. Somewhat Noob] ---> [Me] Can you ban APerson1337?????????
Somewhat Noob] ---> [Me] Can you ban APerson1337??????????
Somewhat Noob] ---> [Me] Can you ban APerson1337??????????
Somewhat Noob] ---> [Me] Can you ban APerson1337??????????
Me] ---> [SomewhatNoob] I'm not mod. What did he do?
Somewhat Noob] ---> [Me] Can you get a mod to ban APerson1337?????
Somewhat Noob] ---> [Me] Can you get a mod to ban APerson1337?????
(Spam Continues)

 

Noob: HEY GAIZ I SAW HARRY ON THE SERVERZZORZ OMG IM SO COL
Noob: HEY I WAZORZ IN SKY'S VIDEO *thinks he will be one of the most popular person and thinks he is one of Sky's friends*

Noob: *wants to be in staff just because he thinks that:
1. He thinks he's closer to the famous owners.
2. He thinks he's so cool now.

 

Ey gimme op iets ma burtdey
/msg kick RIED ME RCSF GHDBGEFWCWGYJDSEYCBAE
/msg nub nau
/msg kick RIED ME NAW OR I WIEL RERPORT YU
/msg nub k
/msg kick IM GIVIN U WAN LAST CHANCE OR I WIEL RERPORT YU
/msg nub go on
/msg kick FAK YU I HAKED NOTCH ACCUNT TWAIS GIMMIE OP
/msg nub hi
/msg nub hi
/msg nub hi
/msg kick SHADDAPHBYUKBGUBGYJHJG

Nub : WHO IZ A GIRL AND WANNA SKYP
Kick : me
/msg Kick WHAT YO SKYPE I WILL SHOW U ME DUCK
/msg Kick pliss i will show u me duck
/msg nub nóøõœōôöò
/msg kick YUR RERPROTED AHAHAAHAHA NOOB U WILL GET BAN FUR EVER HHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NUB NUB NUB
/msg nub k :)

 

OMG KICK_IN_ASS IS IT ALLOWED TO MAKE A SCREENSHOT OF YOU AND USE IT AS AN AVATAR ON THE FORUMS?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!