Ways to get kicked out of walmart

62) threaten the manager with a spaghetti strainer

 

63) Rob the cash

 

64)
1. Take cereal boxes
2. Take knives
3. Stab and rip boxes
4.Yell: IM A SERIAL KILLER

 

65) This always works for me (even though we don't have a walmart in england)
Hump the floor.
'nuff said

 

66. Drive a car into walmart, find an empty spot in the place, park it and yell "WALMART SELLS CARS NOW"

67. Jump into the ball pit they have there, make sure it breaks so the balls will go everywhere.

 

68. Get a foot. Use it to 'kick' yourself. Don't stop untill you are out of walmart

69. YELL 69 at the top of your lungs and do it with a mop.

 

70: Tell the Owner that the employees are wasting there time there and should go work at Target to make a better living.

TARGET <3 :D

 

71. Do this in walmart

 

72)
Get a sign that says:
WALMART UNFAIR! TARGET FUNFAIR! And bring many people to hold multiple signs of that, while marching into Walmart. (Notice what I did there?)

 

73) HUEHEHEHHE

 

74) Give birth in the middle of isle 6 (yeah boys, you too ;D)

[EDIT] My little brother wanted to add one hahaha:
Pretend you're the employee, and when a customer comes to checkout, throw the food at them.
(He's laughing so hard at his own joke)

 

I like how... It's only... Isles 6... WHAT DID ISLE 6 EVER DO TO YOU?!?!?!

btw..

75)

 

ISLE 6 LEFT ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG

 

76) Drive your car through the front entrance and say you are Batman.

 

77) Load a gun and ask a customer if they know where the anti-depressants are. When they say no and they turn arounD, fire the gin, but horribly miss. Say in a monotone voice "oops I missed". and shoot again. Keep "missing" and repeating the phrase until you get kicked out or run out of ammo.

78) Get ketchup and draw religious signs on the floor. Use paint if ketchup is too mainstream.

what paint still too mainstream? Use blood.

 

77.) With friends, form a line that leads to nothing. Act like you're all excited about something. See how many people who walk by will come stand in it, too. (Note - This really works)
78.) two words- Marco polo..

 

79.) Two words: "Marco Polo."

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That one was taken. oops...

79.) Tell an employee in an official voice: "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares..."

 

80) Flick the owner off and kick him in the balls. Works all the time.

 

81) Take the price tag off of everything. People be leik FREEE STUFFF