Make The Most Hilarious Staff App

m8 i should be moderownerhelpermin because y'know i'm biased towards bad ppl, so i punish all de good ppl, y'know wot im sezin, m8. this massage will self destruct in uh, your mom. ty haz nice day

 

giev me ownur or i bunz u form mienkreft pls

 

my dad works at mojang snd I cna ban u from mninecraft ig u dont give me admin

 

IGN: everyonesajerk
Age: 6
Location: ur mom
Timezone: sumwer ovr te rianbw
What times are you most active: i'm wrkng on brnging my lptop undrwatr so ill be oline alot
Why do you want to become a helper: so i cam make evryone ragquite
Previous experiences as a moderator: oe itme a modirater told me if i didn stap spaming i wld be ban fri=om te serer
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: [awsomesecretrank] i dnated 102912 dollers to get thet rank really im not lieing
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: whts tat
How long have you been playing Minecraft: my frend told me abut this gam yesterdey
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: who cares
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 2 secunds ago
Why we should choose you: becuz the srver is full of jerks who ssay i spam to much and i wana ban tem all
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IGN: Noch
Age: Me mumi sed tis dangarus too say ages
Location: Bwedroom
Timezone: Wats TimZoo?
What times are you most active: Wen i caan
Why do you want to become a helper: COZ IM NOCH, SO IF U DON MAK MI MOD ZEN I WIL BAAN U!
Previous experiences as a moderator: Wats a moodeamot?
Have you pruchased a rank?: I WAN BEE MOD
Are you active on teamspeak: I caan spek to teams easy! Lik in sokker!
How long have you been playing minecraft: WATS MINKRAT?
How long have you played on ItsJerryAndHarry?: I ony pway singlpwayer
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: JUST NAW! UR SOOO DUM!
Why we should choose you: I WEL BAN EVRY1 IF U DON CHOOOSE MI!

I AM NOCH! CHOOOSE ME NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
or i will tell me mummi.
also, look at this one:
http://www.itsjerryandharry.com/threads/app-for-helper.17384/

 

YO MAMMA O_o

 

ing: wut tha fuk es dat
age: im not stuped u no stap teling me thengs ie dont no.
y u want to be staf: becus fuk you
anitheng else: fuk you

 

gimme mod or els i blow up ur house plz thx :);):);):););)

 

I knew the person who made it very well. He hates me. He banned me from his forums. If you want to laugh at him raging, his Skype is slime-does-mc.

 

Eh, I think it is best I leave it at this, since I don't need to be banned from anything, nor have anything unfortunate happen.

Here are two troll/fail applications:
http://www.itsjerryandharry.com/threads/accept-my-damn-app.18948/
http://www.itsjerryandharry.com/threads/accept-my-dam-app-v2-0.18954/

 

Give meh Owner or i give u death

 

IGN: mrpoopface3002
Age: pie
Location: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
Timezone: Rainbowz
What times are you most active: What are you talking about I never go on.
Why do you want to become a helper: Because everyone will die
Previous experiences as a moderator: Well I was mod and person exploded village and ban meh 4 no reesin.
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: The free ones
Are you active on our Teamspeak: No, I made everyone quit Teamspeak
How long have you been playing Minecraft: What's Minecraft?
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: What are u talkin bout what server
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: Friday, June 20 2014 6:34AM
Why we should choose YOU: Because without meh it would be terrible.
Are you sweg: No

 

IGN: potato123
Age: 69
Location: setenzzz
Timezone: yolo swag
What times are you most active: when i cen gu on mah windohs and deleet system32!!!1
Why do you want to become a helper: no i dont went helpur i wunt ownahhhh1!!!!!!!11
Previous experiences as a moderator: i gut fierd on the 1 day i became mod becuz they sed i smell like pewp what does pewp meen
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: lol whu buys a renk i tot u gt dem fur free!!!1 nobssss!!1111
Are you active on our Teamspeak: yah duh i speek to mah teem errdei
How long have you been playing Minecraft: err sinc i wus born
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 8 yurs agu
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: jus nao duhhhhh
Why we should choose you: becuz im noch giv me ownur or i bun u from mienkreft!!!11111
Anything you want to add: ur mom stinks like she never tuuk a bath heeheuehhaahaigbhsibsbdfsfbfbfshbysgysg

 

plz juhhst giv meh admn or i bna al uhv u i notchs sun giv meh ownr nao im not guna sai it agan giv it nao i dun follo2w stoopid fourmatt im wai behttr thn al of u tnx bei.

 

New player: Hi I came from pmc gemme OP pls, or I will leave!

Owner: wut-_-

 

IGN: wtf is an IGN? this is a baking contest
Age: but this is a baking contest
Location: I'm at a baking contest
Timezone:Uh, BST? (Baking Standard Time)
What times are you most active? I don't exercise for baking contests
Why do you want to be a helper? Why should I help someone in a baking contest?
Previous experience as a moderator: What's that? A baking helper?
Have you purchased a rank? Yes If so, Which one? I have the [Baker] rank
Are you active on our TeamSpeak? I don't have a baking team.
How long have you been playing Minecraft? I don't like games that don't involve baking.
How long have you been playing on the ItsJerryAndHarry Server? Is that a baking server?
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server? I thought this was an entry form for the baking contest!
Why should we choose you? I make a mean linguine!
Anything else you want to add: YAY CAKE!

 

Gve me ownehr lke rght naow r i rprt u tu mjng lke sriusly

 

I dint fuluw thu ruls cz my dad iz notch so giv me owner nuw.