Ways to get kicked out of walmart

Its called ASDA in the UK
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19) Take everything in the store, EVERYTHING, and bring it to the checkout. Then when they give you your bill, don't pay it, just say you changed your mind and walk off leaving everything in the checkout for staff to put back.

20) Knock over the ENTIRE row where they keep wine, then run.

21) Call the manager fat.

22) When you get your bill at the checkout shout: "OMFG! I WON THE LOTTERY".

23) Call the other staff fat.

24) Go up to someone's shopping cart and every time the person puts something in take it something else out.

25) Ask old people which energy drink is the best.

26) Moonwalk on the sliding thing at the checkout. And say an occasional Michael Jackson quote.

27) Last one because its my lucky number :D
Open a bag of sand and spread it on the floor, then when someone comes up to you start to sing "DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SANDMAN?!"

I'll post moar later ;)

 

28) Run into the shop and yell, "WHAT YEAR IS IT???"
(If someone answers you a random number, yell, "OMGOMG I WENT BACK IN TIIIIME") <- Expect them to kick you out.
29) Throw everything at the manager, even if it's an aisle.
30) Throw a party for the manager's "death"
31) Put down a sign saying, "WALMART SUCKS, TARGET IS BETTER"

 

32) Pretend you are a worker and arrest people for stealing when they grab items out of shelves

 

33: Joust with the electronic wheelchairs

 

34) Spray silly string everywhere and say "I'M SPIDER MAN"

 

35) Sing 1D's songs.

 

36. Pelt skittles at everyone, yelling, "Taste the painbow!"

37. Pour vinegar into the baking soda and baking soda into the vinegar.

38. Walk around with a full bottle of soda with a hole in the bottom

39. Go to the fishing aisle and "fish" for customers and products

40. Take "free samples" off the aisles

41. Sneeze on all the exposed food

42. Shake up all the soda

43. Put sodium in the water fountain and bottles

44. Sleep right in the entrance

45. Make employees recount the price you need to pay repeatedly

46. Pay everything in pennies

47. Go out of your way to attempt getting free food.

48. Use the block thingies on the checkout that separate other people's groceries and sword fight with them

 

49. Put a plastic bag on your head and call everyone else ugly

 

50. Propose to the boss. Then tell the manager to play as the wedding song

 

51) Wear a steeler shirt and say "STEALING FOR STEELERS"

 

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Run around naked

 

54) Pretend that there is a grasshopper chasing you.

 

55) Fangirl over the manager. Wait , what? O_O''

 

56) Scream that wal-mart will only sell walls by July

 

57) get about 50 people to walk in with the same outfit as the employes

 

58) I like to put everything in the cart then leave it and go away. :3

 

59) Get a hammer in the hardware section and break everything

60) Go to the arts and crafts section, get any color of paint, and paint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) everywhere

 

61. twerk at all the employees

 

61) Throw an orange at the manager and scream "SAINSBURYS AND TESCOS ARE BETTER F*CK WALKMAT"