How many times have you injurred yourself this week? How?

Title says it all
for me like 10 times
Today I have fallen of an apparatus and landed on a wooden pole (*^%£ first), it kills

 

Nothing. Only fell off the pc chair one time. I like to lean back when I'm bored and it moved away. Ouch back :/

 

Well i broke my leg before...
But this week i hurt my finger and had to get it x-rayed.
So yeah...

 

4
I fell down the stairs
o.o

 

OH NO!
I should've recorded that! fml

jk jk


Erm, I think i tickled my cat to much, and she scratched my hand and only a tiny amount of blood came out.
Good thing she is still a baby bish.

 

I haven't hurt myself this week, but I swear there was this week where I hurt myself like 20 or over times. Because in one day I literally accidentally walked into a pole, got a scratch, paper cut, the corner of the table got stabbed into my stomach (not stabbed but, I don't know how to explain it)

 

My friend walked into a stinging nettle today :/ what an idiot

 

Well I got a tiny shard of glass in my foot
that's always fun

 

I sat on my foot yesterday and it went up my butt... that was very pretty

 

I stubbed my toe against the bottom of a wall... ;-;

 

Well my heart hurts me this week a lot...

 

159,537 times. Mostly from playing with sharp objects. i touched a red hot peice of iron when i was out at the forge the other day. my fur was burnt to a crisp.

 

A lot. Mainly on purpose. One of them was jumping out the window because of a particular skype chat. Yeah, I'm crazy.

 

too far o.o

 

Too far dude....o.o

 

I hit my head, on the wall. I was sleep walking ._.

 

I fell over a chair in class.....

 

well considering how clumsy i am.... does it have to be this week?? yolo
i hit myself in the face with my locker..
every day i used to trip over my chair in orchestra
i dropped my ipad on my face and got a bloody nose
but yeah ths week ive scratched myself a couple of times on diving blocks
out of surprise i started crying..not much of an injury just embarrasing
today i was had to swim IM(look it up its swimming) and right off of the dive my goggles fell off and i had to go all 4 laps with goggles on my face-_-
i steppend on my friends feet like twice
yeah much more but im just etremely clumsy in general..

 

I got sunburnt everywhere on my body except my neck, chest, and stomach today.

 

I fell flat on my face in PE
Burnt my hand on an oven and Bunsen burner.
Tripped over like 10 chairs xD