King of the kill

While you idiots (no offence) are fighting I saunter up the hill and claim it

 

God... I kick you in ze balls... Im KOTH

 

I give the creeper super powers to kill you and now I am the king of the hill >:D

 

I go back to the future and make sure you were never born...

Now Im KOTH...

 

When you were in the past a dinosaur ate you,

Hill is mine

 

I respawned it the correct time period... and when I respawned... I respawned behind you and you got scared and fell in lava... Hill is mine...

 

I take a rubiks cube and solve it so quickly you get knocked out :3 KOTH

 

Well... see... I faked it and then I stood up and killed you with a stick... Im KOTH now...

 

I use my telekinetic powers to drag you into walls that are getting closer and closer. They eventually painfully and slowly crush you. Koth now.

 

Shoots dem all

I king

 

Kills everyone with my God-of-Gaming powers I rarely use

I queen ;3

 

Mother nature makes another and selects me as king suckas

 

I kill Mother Nature so time rewinds and makes you still dead ;3

 

I use a rainbow explosion. I king now.

 

i take a color sucker and suck you me king

 

I call Mira to eat you

king of the hill

 

mira is now a vegitarian i king

 

*humps the floor* I'm king >:3

 

*Stabs with diamond sword while your grinding on the floor* my hill.

 

*prays to god* huehuehue I'm king