King of the kill

A cake lies to you, you die, My hill now

 

I hate cats... but, ok... I take that giant key and shove it up your a** and you get explosive diarrhea... you have to run to the toilet every 4 sec... but I make a wall around the hill when your in your privacy...

This goes to @DiamondCraft btw...

 

I shoot you with an rpg and hypnotize @xXLorCraftXx to use her telekenesis to make the rpg go faster and split in half. One half goes into each of you.

 

so who the king?

 

I TICKLE CUBED TO DEATH, SUDDENLY ELEMENTS COMBINE AND MESS UP HIS SOUL
I KING NOW
(lolwut)

 

ok... nice say... butt not ass good ass my say... here we go... READY???...

slap... Now I'm KOTH!!!

 

Hypnotizes cubed and makes him slap himself. Queen now

 

My army of clones come dig up the hill and move it, Hill is mine

 

I kill you and your kills with mah rainbow and now im the queen of the hill :)

 

I get my massive grabby claw and take the hill somewhere else. My hill now ;P

 

I find the hill and use my anti Zasper99923 machine to remove you

Hill is mine

 

poke your eyes out and run... I'm KOTH now.

 

Get robot eyes and then poke your eyes out, My hill now

 

My god... UM OK... This might get dirty but... I pee on you and you run for your life trying to not get the "CubedFart" Infection... My hill now...

 

I take the diamond on the left and the stick on the right and smash it together. I shove the sword blade in your stomach. You fall. I kick you off. My hill now. (This has become a series of people killing each other)

 

Fine... good match... but no match for me...

I take a potion... I drink a poison potion that makes it kill you... Its like I drink a potion and expect you to die... And it works!!! My fucking hill now...

 

That makes no sense. Get off my dang hill *punch*

 

I take the creeper somehow to make it not explode (I grab its butt and he likes it so he doesn't explode... just go along with it...) and put it beside you... and then I get away and take my hands off his buttcheak.. and then... you know...

 

I am lying on de floor acting all helpless and suddenly a creeper appears and I get up and throw de creeper atchu. KABOOM. We both die the end

 

Great... Stupid creeper with it's manifest...

anyway...

we both respawn and we fight to the death and you won... wait what???