What's The Wierdest Thing You Did When You Were Young(er)?

same xD
except that my parents just kept that wall
few years later we moved.

 

I peed in the middle of my street when I was like 5 because my sister dared me...

 

I used to rip barbie doll heads off and put them in the oven.

 

I jumped 5ft off a moving train when I was 3. Does that count? =D

 

I liked seeing "pregnant" barbies.

Do not ask how I was when I was younger. It's a loooong story.

 

idk why im saying this um so in 2nd grade there was a circle table that we did math tests at and when the class went to take the test i really had to pee but the teacher wouldnt let me, so i took a water bottle and spilled it on the floor so i could pee and blame it on the water bottle, i peed and kids were splashing their feet in it, im pretty sure someone took their shoes off ;n;, so the kid next to me asked the teacher what the stuff on the floor was and i said i spilled my water and he said no its not water it smells and i got up and tried to blame it on someone else and when i got up my pants were wet and they knew it was me and i went home early and the teacher lied and said that i didnt ask to go to the bathroom and holy shit kids played in my piss.

 

My brother used to rip their clothes off and look at inappropriate places o_O

I used to walk all around my house while I am on the phone (especially when the person I was talking to is talking about boring stuff, I still do sometimes)

Oh, and I also was at a restaurant one time and I saw a guy in a wheel chair and I thought he was a pirate or something and I was like "HEY MOMMY! THAT GUY'S A PIRATE!" and my mom said sorry to the guy and he was like "Meh, I hear it all the time" and I was like *You heard nothing*

There was another time when I was two and I pooped on the floor in my living room and it stood straight up.

 

OH MY GOD THE CREEPY PLACES OF THE FORUMS

 

I once shorted a night light and caused a small fire in my car pet.

Once I took all the books of the shelf in my room and built a roller coaster with Thomas trains, it was destroyed by the noob @Heybye44

Once when I was in the store I closed my eyes and began wandering. I grabbed on to this lady's hand whom I thought was my mother

 

I had a VERY short attention span when I was like 5. So once I woke up one day before my parents and I was like, let me make a breakfast for my mother because I wanted to prove to her that I can do these things. So I decided to make a basic toast. (Famous last words) So, since my family did not have a toaster, I lit a fire on the stove. I put some pieces of bread on top of the stove, just like that. It was then I got a notification from this website I liked, and I was like ok let me check that.

THIRTY MINUTES LATER...

I finally got done streaming the Internet. I walked back into the kitchen and the bread was on fire and smoke was all in the kitchen, and there were dark spots. I was still like, Oh ffs I don't want to get into trouble! So I tried to put it out, and then the fire alarm went on. LOL. Then my parents came in and they were like, OH GOD!!

Yeah I got spanked that day.
Ah, those not-so-good times. :)

 

I called someone fat who was right in front of me..... Its just went automatic dunno why i did it LOL.