weird moments

My first post in real life stuff

What are some weird things that happened recently?

Just a few minutes ago I was watching my neighbours daughter. She was holding a stick and pretending it was a flamethrower. She then proceeded to put it in between her legs and say "I have a pee pee!" She's 4.

 

Ummmm....This group between
me
@GuitarGirl
@_Ri
@GummyBean
and sal...
ya...u dun wanna know <:

 

When I screamed, "P3d0ph!l3!," out in public at the top of my lungs when my grandpa was pinching my cheeks a few years ago. Of course this was bad, but it was quite awkward.

 

saying take a seat to a disabled person..

 

I saw this old guy at subway and he had so many sandwiches he had to put them in his shirt....
Then he drove away on his motorcycle... I got a picture of him lmao

 

This crazy guy. He was fat, wearing a yellow shirt, had sunglasses on, and looked about 50 or so. He kept saying weird stuff. This was in a train station. When everybody looked at him he said "What the hell you looking at"

 

We were at Walgreens one day. Me and my mom went to check out some candy we had for a movie we were going to watch.
When we got up to the front we saw an old guy...
He had underwear ripped in half...
With half showing out of his pants.
Then later we saw him crossing the street with the same half off underwear showing.
I felt bad because i think he was homeless.
He didn't even realize either. I felt a little bad after laughing.

 

I was going to get my braces checked and i saw this old man with a tin foil hat in the shape of a dick.... He was dancing across the road with a cape on. Later after the appointment I was walking to the car and he walked past me, being the retard I am I smiled and he did a dance around me saying 'HLLO HELLOO HEELLOOOO' and then vanished.
Also that convo we had ._.
@GoobyHasAnOpinion
@GummyBean
@_Ri
and sal.
just wow

 

I held a strangers hand thinking it was my mum...

 

When I am still mentally Disabled.
I did alot of Stupid and weird things.
One of them is Eating my toys like a burger. and Putting my mom's bikini under my bed.
.. Just don't .

 

My brother discovered the Beatle fanfic I write...

He slapped me.

 

Well., He's an idiot for not liking The Beatles.

 

He has Yesterday and Hey Jude on his phone x3
And John's his favorite Beatle... or Ringo... I forget

 

*Facepalms* I take that back..

 

Hehe, he's still an idiot anyways

 

*You kissed a girl then she slapped you.

 

You did good Nephew, You're definitely an Uchiha. xD