What's The Wierdest Thing You Did When You Were Young(er)?

when I was 4-5 I ate soap, not because I said something bad but because I thought it was white chocolate ._.

 

I did something like that once. Except it was much worse. Try mixing hot chocolate mix, hemp milk(I'm allergic to real milk), lemon juice, and cinnamon. Not the sugary cinnamon, the plain Cinnamon Challenge kind. Do this at your own risk.

 

My favorite T.v. show got cancelled, so I drew it on my T.v. with a black and white crayon. I was very proud until my parents walked in.

 

I was at a supermarket when i was 6...

then i didn't see my mom. So then I thought I found her, but then as soon as I said "mom!" It was another person...

Then you realize your mother was behind you all this time...

 

Umm let me think xD..
When I was like 5 or 6, I drew on my bedroom door with rainbow markers so it would look 'pretty' c:

One time, whenever I spilled water on the ground, I thought it was a good idea to go get the hair dryer and put it on the carpet.. and I ended up burning the carpet XD dumb me

I used to draw on posters in my room and give them "makeovers" and stuff xD

I tried to make a milkshake in my blender whenever I was a little bit older but I didn't know you needed to put the lid on.. o3o xD

Whenever I was like.. 4, I was really bored so I decided to give myself a 'new look'. I grabbed this bottle of disinfecting liquid that was supposed to be for your ears, but I didn't know xD. After that, I pour the whole bottle of disinfecting ear stuff on my head and started cutting my hair with scissors, luckily my parents walked in and I got in big trouble xD

Ah.. memories c: ^-^

 

I painted on my dad with a sharpie at the age of 3 and asked my mum "Mommy, what does stripping mean?"

 

I used to take off my pants, put on a Superman shirt and cape, sit in the fridge and say "I'm Superman in the Fortress of Solitude"

You can ask why, but I don't have an answer.

 

I used to bring a black marker and write on watermelons "chest"..
I was only 4 and the supermarket wasn't really famous and known.

We got banned from that supermarket lol

 

I basically licked a wall for no reason when I was around 8 years old just to kinda 'show off' to my friend.... derp

 

When I was two or three I ran outside NAKED across the street, screaming "NATURE BOY!!!!" My parents were very worried and had to catch me.

Spoiler

you don't want to know what I was like when I was little

 

i tried to eat a chair.

 

I stayed up till 5AM watching cartoons when I was about 4 because I thought dat it was all okey...

 

When i was about 4 or 5, there was one cookie lady at the publix counter, and she was african american.
Anyways, whenever i saw an african american lady that looked like her, i would shout COOKIE LADY

 

Also, it's "weirdest", not wierdest. I demand staff to fix the title.

 

When I accidentally took my mom's Bikini and hid it under my bed ._.
I was pretty stupid when I was young.

 

I just remembered...
I used to draw all over the walls of my house when I was little. I got into so much trouble when I did >.<

 

Uhh...I ran around the house screaming and crying on Christmas because my sister got a rapunzel doll and I didn't

So manly...

#DemonTotallyDidn'tForceMeToDoThis