King of the kill

Walks to the far east, claims another hill. Queen of teh hill naw!

 

i fly to @xXLorCraftXx 's hill and hit her off with my mighty fists. She falls off and now i am king of the hill

 

I climb back up unseen and while ewon is too busy telling his mom, I stab him in the back. Queen of le hill

 

What xXLorCraftXx is celebrating and such, I call in my friend @Shadow_Riolu to steal her soul. He takes it and the hill is mine again!

 

I send fellow flying whales after @ewon

Then I claim the hill.

 

Woah............stab

I am the king of the hill n crap

 

Boom. Headshot.

I built a castle on the hill >:3

 

Omg. Rpg.

I tell everyone that I am you in /disguise and I become queen of the hill

 

appearently I didn't got eaten, but,that was my twin brother. my other 3 twin brothers come from north, south and east. I come from west and lorcraft got distracted

King of tha hill!

 

I accidentally took you to another place with peace and love... I warned you.
HAHAHA THAT REFERENCE, "I'm warning you with peace and love"

Hello meet your new queen of the hill.

 

I don't get the reverence though :)

Speaking about peace and love... I guess i'll stay here

Not king of the hill.

 

The power of peace and love is working \o/

 

Wonders how come I founded the hill and everyone is owning it one after another... Sues everyone who will try, and who already tried, and who is trying right now, if they try to take the hill. Queen of the hill forever and ever and ever

 

You are Queen of the hill forever and ever and ever, unless you die. It states so in the contract that you signed to take the ownership of the hill. It states that when you die the ownership of the hill goes to Sefex.

So, I hired Arnold Schwarzenegger to kill you.

Thus, the ownership of the hill goes to me.

 

but in the little letters of that contract stand that ownership should go to a plant, and since a cactus is a plant I am the perfect
King of the hill!

 

What the heck are you guys talking about? It says that when everyone dies I get ownership of the hill.

So, I hired Justin Bieber to have a show right after going through puberty at 5:30.

Goodbye, Hill is mine!

 

I recovered in the hill, and since I was not there when JB sang, but Diamond was, he died and I survived. I Take control of the hill and redo the contract saying that if I die, the hill becomes property of the government of Mojang. Queen of the hill now

 

I kill you and go over to notch and take his hill idc what no contract says!

 

I blow up @Zaspar99923 and then take his spot

 

I come to you as a zombie and infect you, but I have the antidote so I am okay!
I am the king of the hill!