King of the kill

You probably already know this game, but if not, then I will explain.

you try to become 'the king of the kill' to get the old king of tge kill away

for instance:
Person1: I go stand on the hill now I am the king of the hil!
Person2: I blow person1 away with my magical powers and now I am the king of the hill!
Person3: person2 is standing on the wrong hill so now I am the king of the hill!

ect...

I will start!

I am walking and suddently I see a nice hill, I go stand on it and now I am the king of the hill!

 

Lightning strikes on JFMULI and I walk over his dead body, I am the queen (:3) of the hill!

 

Lorcraft trips over a banana and breaks 2 bones. She has to go to the hospiyal and apparently I was not dead, so now I am the King of the hill!

 

I nuke the hill and kill everything... I king now.

 

I steal a hospital van, after I am healed, and drive straight into leighton, paralyzing him by breaking his back. Queen of the hill here.

 

I kill you.
I'm the queen of the hill now.

 

I sign a peace treaty. JFMULI is now the president of the hill.

 

i burn the peace treaty
i am the real sandwich king

 

Hehehehehe.............................................................................................stab.

My hill now.

 

You got so surprised because you recieved a like from someone because of that, you run away from the hill yelling 'Mom! I'm such a badass now!'
Now I'm king of the hill!

 

I'm back...My mom was so proud.....................stab.

MUHAHAHAHA

 

i go on top of a building and snipe you with my bow. now im king of the hill

 

You didn't start your fist sentence with a capital and grammar-freaks from all over the world are attacking you!
Now I am the king of the hill!

 

Stab.

I am the king of le hill.

 

ran you over with a car

I is king now, bishes

 

Ur bishes betrays ya

I ish King now i win?

 

aacm thinks he won so he runs away, being happy!

im king of the hill now

 

I eat JFMULI, tasty

I pissed on the hill, it's my territory now

 

Wow. I feel bad for @JFMULI now..

 

*earthquake happens* *hill gets destroyed*

whoops