I came up with r00d names for all my classes

Period 1
Couldnt come up with a name :/... Science
Period 2
P.E.....E
Period 3
Meth class
Period 4
World shitstory
Period 5
Shart
Period 6&7
Language sharts

Post in the comments your names for your horrifiying classes
Im outta school suckas summer break

 

First Period) Science

Second Period) That period where we do nothing

Third Period) Foreign language (math)

Fourth Period) Discipline class (writing)

Fifth Period) Paradise (world history)

Sixth Period) Redneck language arts (ELA)

Seventh Period) Heaven (band)

Eighth Period) Amazingness (art)

 

WHICH DAY?
My time tables differ day to day ;n;

 

1st: Read n Play Games Class (reading)

2nd: Learn bout past shet class (history)

3rd: Hard Assignment and Read Book Class (English)

4th: Easy Calculations Class (Math)

5th: Heavenly Sounds Class (Band)

6th: Easy to Pass and Fun Class with experiments (Science)

7th: Fun Physical Activity Class (Gym)

 

1. P.E- 2 eZ
2. Science- Just kill me
3. Literature- Loud place of hell
4. Lunch- FOOD
5. study hall- music
6. History- ummm....weird
7. Algebra- I hate this place
8. English- FUNNN

 

*gently weeps* yooou guuuyss doon't like history classsssssss

 

How do you guys not like history, it's the best class ;n;

 

You get to learn so much about the past ;n;

 

I never said I don't like it, I said you learned about shet (stuff) that happened in the past :P

 

I actually liked world shitstory, its just my teacher was rude

 

1 - Sleep
2 - Sleep
3 - Sleep
4 - Sleep
5 - Sleep
6 - Sleep
7 - Sleep

 

1. The have-an-arguement-with-your-teacher-because-she-sucks-at-grammar-and-your-only-trying-to-correct-her class! [English]
2. The-class-where-we-all-laugh-and-get-detention-because-our-teacher-has-a-small-nose and-sounds-like-Mickey-Mouse class! [Irish]
3. The class-where-we-have-to-learn-addition! [Math]
4. The class-where-we-all-play-cards! [Music]
5. @DurpehDuckiee 's heaven. [Bands, We are learning about the beatles.]
6. The we-all-get-drunk class! [Science]
7. That class were-we-all-do-absolutely-nothing! [History]
8. Hell. [P.E]
9. FREEDOM! [Art. I'm amazing at art when it comes to IRL]
10. Homie I be all over this place! [Hometime {I sound like a 4 year old ._.}]

 

1. Only-Play-Pop-Music-Class-Because-No-One-Likes-Rock-There (music, just once we played the Beatles though)
2. Mental abuse (math)
3. Child abuse (P.E)
4. Hogwarts (science)
5. luvu (art)
6. Explicit (tutor class, where we get the register for the day and shiz)
7. Stay-inside-and-do-nothing (lunch)

 

I just graduated to middle school
Idk what my schedule is
So yeah

 

1: "What the actual fk, we have a whole vacant period" (Linear Algebra)
2. "Another vacant period!" (MAPEH and Araling Panlipunan/Social Studies/Economics)
3. "YAHOO KS NO TEACHER" (Filipino)
4. "We are officially granted permission to go to the canteen" (Recess)
5. "We all didn't like this subject last year" (Advanced Chemistry)
6. "YOLO" (Advanced Physics)
7. "WOO LUUUUNCH"
8. "We all love this" (Trigonometry and Calculus)
9. "We don't do anything" (English)
10. "God, please abolish this subject, we all fucking hate it! (Research)
11. "Nothing yet" (Elective/Advanced Spanish)

 

Math: Is that Alien?
Chinese: Yay more sleep (Was gonna put ching chong but nah, I hate self-racism.)
English: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
P.E.: Dem free time
Christian: Who's Jesus Christ?
Chinese History: GET THAT MAP AWAY FROM ME @MappyTurtle
Art: ...Wut?
Music: g8 m0r shit to listen to
Social Studies: pls get dat teachur awai she ugleh
Science: Can I make a bomb to destroy the school?
Lunch: 50 minutes of nothingness
Hall assembly: *snore*

 

Monday:
1. Double science. This is the only class I get really tired in.
2. Maths. Ugh, I really don't like my teacher that looks like a beanbag and grumpy cat combined.
3. English. OMG I love this subject :3
4. Double Indonesian. Meh, it's ok, kinda boring and I don't know half the stuff.

Tuesday:
1. Double humanities. This, is the best subject ever. History segment was the best <333 we learned about the Anzacs in Gallipoli.
2. Double English. Weeeeeew
3. Double Health. Eww. We are learning about relationships right now...one question we had to answer was: What is love? My answer? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Wednesday:
1. Quadruple journeys. Currently I'm doing marvellous Melbourne. :P
2. Double maths. Eww.

Thursday:
1. Double sport. I hate sport. Kill it. Now.
2. Double humanities. Oh how I love humanities.
3. Double science. I hate science. Someone kill it, like sport.

Friday:
1. Double Indonesian. I think on this day have Pak, rather than Sensei (Combined Jap and Indo)
2. Double maths. I. Hate. This. Subject.
3. Double English. It's a good subject to end the week on.


Mind you, next term my timetable is changed, and I'm starting Drama, Photography, Graphic illustration & design and systems. Weeeeew

 

Period 1. History = My 46 minutes of extra sleep = Omg yes
Period 2. Computer Art = Looking at wired and funny art pics while messing with PhotoShop = I blarp here
Period 3. T.A for a Special ED Class = THE KIDS ARE SO CUTE BUT AGAIN I FEEL SO BAD FOR THEM WHY OBAMA WHY.
Period 4. Physical Science = Blah Blah Blah Speed Blah Blah Blah Gravity. You know what I say? Screw Gravity.
Period 5. LUNNNNNNNCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOOOOOOOOO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Moving on :33

Period 6. Math = The Popular + Quiet kids. And. OMG SO BORING. What are numbers? WTF IS A LINEAR FUNCTION?!?!?!?
Period 7. Study Skills = Highschool Talk. Well it's better than work.
Period 8. My free time do to whatever I want cause the teacher can't see me playing Minecraft, Osu, and Gmod during class c:

Side Note:

I don't have a gym class cause I was kicked out for not doing anything.
WELL WHAT DID THEY THINK I WAS GOING TO DO? RUN? HELL NAW. I'D RATHER GET DETENTIONS FOR THE WHOLE YEAR.