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Original text:

"Paul McCartney is our queen"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Paul McCartney is the Queen"


Bow down to the queen

 

Original text:

"You shall not pass"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The Treaty of the European Union."

o_O

 

Original text:

"I like hugz from teddy bears."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The number of bear Ercan"

 

Huh, well that one is.... Never mind...... o_O

 

Original text:

"Psst.. Let me show you my pokemanz!"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"喂...... I'll show you my pokemanz!!!"

Close enough X3

 

"Need a dispenser here!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Clean water."

 

Original text:

"Ain't nobody got time for that!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In a very short time. .."