Bad Translator

This is a thread for pictures of funny translations done using http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

Here's 2:

 

Wat

 

Here's my favorite so far:

Edit: Is double posting is RS allowed? If not, oops

 

Original text:

"each Beatle has a fine ass"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The beach has all the ass Morse."

 

wtf
Original text:

"Why do we hi all day?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"All about it?"

 

Original text:

"I ship Ibuki x Tsumiki"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Boat x So"
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I still boat it

 

Lol, we love bing translate!

 

Lol from
"Wicked, Phantom of the Opera, and Frozen are the best musicals EVER!"
to
"The mistakes and the best music."

 

One word.

Bullshit.

 

"I need to take a shower"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The bathroom was a good idea."

 

Original text:

"I like pie."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Cake is love." cake is life

 

I had this tab open before this thread x3
Original text:

"I'm currently eating burger rings, chocolate & Pepsi max on my day off school :D"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"At the same time, Hine, gold earrings and Pepsi Max and burger: d."

 

Original text:

"The burden of hospitality is too great for me!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"It is important to me."

 

Original text:

"I love you"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I really like"

Alright…

Oh yes this is good:

Original text:

"The Fault in Our Stars"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The star."

 

@GoobyHasAnOpinion

 

oooo the X that's kinky...

 

YES YES YES
KXAAAAAA

 

Original text:

"The potato has a question."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Developed by Apple"

 

xD just xD