Does anyone know what my dream means?

Age doesn't matter. If you were wise, you would know that.

 

I know more about the MEANINGS of dreams... your talking about what causes them.

 

I am the right one, you have cancer bud

 

Okay man, so I was walking down this street in my dream, nothing was there, except a rhino came and slammed me. I didn't get a full look at it, but I could tell by the smell and horns of the rhino that it was indeed a rhino. A week after that I got hit in an open country. Freaky man

 

This is most likely a coincidence. If this happens more, you need to consult professional help.

 

Your dream came true? Doctor DOLGOGOGOGOGOGO says it's cancer.

 

I would like to consult a mystic, but my parents will not allow me to do this type of stuff. I'm glad my dreams are turning good though.

 

Rhinos are bad luck...

 

Wow, you are such a troll, I'm trying to get help here

 

Alright.

 

Doctor DOLGOGOGOGOGOGO says that accusing ohaitrans of being a troll is a symptom of cancer.

 

This isn't funny sir. This is something that is in need of help and support. If all you are going to do here is joke around, I suggest you stop. This is an important matter that should not be used as a joking matter.

 

I read books about mystics...

 

I agree Cancer is the number one producer of dreams, I read it on Kim jong Uns website.

 

Are you kidding me? Kim jong Un is a korean dictator/Capital C Communist. That ain't good. I highly doubt this is true and I kind of think this is a joke as well...

 

Per the Onion Book of Known Knowledge, the most reputable encyclopedia on Earth,

"Dream, images or sensations that occur during sleep in the minds of the clinically insane..."

 

man cool off of course its a joke he dosent even have a website. Sorry we cant all me divine mystics like yourself and look for humor in things.

 

Yeah, but there no actual proof right now that your dreams are meaning/foretelling something. Maybe we do predict the future. I mean I've had prophetic dreams, and everything turned out fine, so far...

Your dreams are just unconscious retelling of happening events, and visualizations of speculation for the future you may have.

 

Dreams mean nothing. Dreams are just the jumbled processing of information you learned in the past, hence why they seem like you've never seen them before, and typically forget dreams in about 10 minutes. In the end, dreams will only make you paranoid, so don't ponder on it too much and just live your life, its better off that way.

 

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