Does anyone know what my dream means?

I had a really odd dream and I want to know if anyone can decipher it

 

Sure I can try ive read a ton of books with decifering odd dreams

 

What is the dream?

 

Your dreams are images that your sub consciousness forms while you sleep. They are either based on terrors (nightmares) or heavenly things (dreams). They also must be based off of something you have seen or thought of.

In kid words:
You dream what you think.

 

Thats some soul stealer shit right there

 

Who wants to hear about my dream? I don't even have to ask, I know you do because you want to know everything about me.

That evil purple lady from Emporer's New Groove the movie (This lady:

Spoiler: CREEPY

was chasing me around my backyard while she was holding 2 butter knives. I ran unit my basement and untied my parents from 1 chairs by cutting the ropes with a swiss army knife. I ran back upstairs into my neighbor's backyard. There, I got on a plastic, green, small motorcycle that was like 1ft x 1ft x 1ft in size and I flew up on it into the air and waved goodbye to my friends and I woke up. Who can tell me what this means?

 

But, but I never though of that, and I'm not scared of anything or thinking of that dream as 'heavenly'… SO CONFUSED

 

Your brain will project images that you have seen of. Once you see it, that is when Imagination takes place. This is when your mind wanders off to a different realm of which they can come with creative things that can cause either terrors or so, which is what you are experiencing.

 

Just leave it to Riolu to make things sound incredibly hard to follow along with

 

Okay, It started with a dragon, but not like a long/ big macnificent dragon, but a really tiny one, about the size of a thumbtack. Yet there wasn't just one of them but, there was 12 yet only one. I don't know how to explain it but, it was like that. These dragons grabbed on to each of my toes, the two extra ones attached to my ears. They flew me into the air and the world started to build around me. It was like if you took giant drops of water and dropped it then it created terrain. It took me to this camp that the only place you could stay in were log cabins. After this the dragons were basically gone. Then there were these twin Asian girls and we played strategic board games. The thing is the more I looked at them, the more they grew and I was in those games. The game I was dragged into was made of a sort of wooden blocks and for some reason I knew there was butter that was in them, so I started punching it over and over. Soon after that I find a crowd of people joining in the destruction of these blocks, the twins right beside me. We finally break into these blocks and they weren't just made of butter but, melted butter. We started cheering then hammers started falling from the sky, but they were very malformed. They looked as if they had the head of a brazilnut and the handle was made of some type of willow tree because it was all spirally and gross looking. Yet people embraced these hammers yet I was the only one feeling the pain. Well the butter started filling the room enough that it turned into somewhat of a river pool and I then find myself in las vegas. I completely disregard what just happened since the hammer falling

There's my dream, sorry for it being late, I kept getting an error.

 

It means you have cancer

 

Will I receive it in the mail? Or is it like my astrology symbol changed?

 

No

 

Ok so dragons are a good sign. Them NOT killing you means good luck. The asian twins most likely had a meaning of ying yang. There will probably peace in your future. The camp however is not usually good it's kind of like an imprisonment meaning. The butter is probably like gold which means fortune. The fact that you found it means you will find fortune. Now the hammers that most likely means change. And though some embrace it others will feel pain. And as for transporting to Las Vegas that's probably not too important.

So it ment mostly well.

 

You're obviously dreaming of something Asian themed(Dragons and Asian girls). Do you watch anime? If so, that would say something. The log cabins might mean restriction, and the dragons might mean you want to get away. The boxes with butter might be you tryin to reach a goal, but the actual product is overwhelming/ not what you want. The hammers might be you working your best to fit in, but only getting hurt by it.

Don't take my word for, I don't actually know you well...

 

Just read what I say people, it should answer your qustions.

 

Dude you are totes wrong! I have had my dreams come back to bite me in the future. They work I swear.

 

Define what you mean. I explained what caused them.

 

Shadow I am older then you there for wiser then you. So I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about. :I