Replacement. (IJAH FanFiction)

Well I'm bored, I'll be making a story now :D inspired to do it by @John_0696.

Chapter One​

On one seemingly harmless day, the server was back from maintenance, and I went to OITC to practice before my 1v1 with Hacker. However, there were only 4 people in there. Me, @Creeper5484, @Noahnoobfax, @kklm225, and @Noahleve.

[Herobrine] Theminer30: Why are there only 4 people?
[Herobrine] Creeper5484: I dunno. It's kinda weird though. It's like it's whitelisted but only we're allowed to join.
[Server]: Welcome to OETKA, beta testers! Are you ready to get started?
[Legend] noahnoobfax: What the heck does OETKA stand for? And where's OITC? Also, we didn't ask to be beta testers...
[Server]: We've removed OITC since lots of people complained we copied it from hive, and replaced it with a new minigame, OETKA! OETKA stands for One Eye To Kill All.
[Herobrine] Noahleve: What's the point of it? And how can an eye kill everyone? The others would just kill the eye easily. Plus, who the heck is "we"? And don't you say it rhymes with Wii, we all know that!
[Server]: In time, my child, you will find out. Now, start by entering one of the rooms here. We promise you will enjoy it...
[Herobrine] Creeper5484: He's so creepy, and I don't really like this at all...I'm afraid we're going to die and never come back. I'm pretty sure that's not Jerry, Harry, Hai, Saul, Willy, or anyone that we know who can do this...
[Legend] noahnoobfax: That just means your human, it's normal. I think miner's a bit afraid too.
[Herobrine] Noahleve: He's in the corner by the leaderboards, I don't think he's a BIT afraid.
[Herobrine] Theminer30: This can't be happening help me help me help me,, get me out of here... get me out of here now omg get me out I can't take it anymore!!1!ONE!
[Legend] noahnoobfax: Miner, get over here and choose a place or I'm demoting you from Admin on my server.
[Herobrine] Theminer30: Coming... Ok, let's see here. Wait a minute, there's only 1 round to choose from! I guess we'll choose that one.
[OITKA] Randomly selecting Eye...
[OITKA] Eye chosen! The eye will be Noahleve!
[Herobrine] Noahleve: I wonder how it will be like being the- WOAH! How can an eye have diamond armor and not be crushed? Wait a minute...my sword's named "1-Hit KO"! This might be too easy...heheheheheh.
[Herobrine] Creeper5484: Hey, isn't this Gameroom? And there are chests everywhere...wait, this can't be a rip-off of SG!
[Server] A rip-off? No not that, we were just too lazy and uncreative to make up new rooms.
[OITKA] Game starts in 5 seconds!
[Legend] noahnoobfax: Welp, we're dead.

End of Chapter One.​

 

Awesome story!

Edit:
I like that im actually in it

 

Oh snap
shit just gawt real

 

You said oitc, I must have something to do with it xD

 

@Noahnoobfax Thx for the compliment, oh and Ikr? I'm trying to include everyone.
@GoobyHasAnOpinion More poop gettin real's comin up
@ProxKipper I was actually going to put you in, but then I found a better spot for you ;)

 

OOO <3

 

Chapter Two​

[Legend] GoobyGooAGoo: Wat? dat sounds kewl. I shud have been dere...den dere wud be a relationship and I would shep et
[Herobrine] Theminer30: It was cool, but it was also very...scary. If one of us died, we wouldn't be able to come back. EVER. Well at least to the mini-game, but the thing that made it bad was that we wouldn't know what happened. Anyways, let me continue on what I was gonna say. Oh, and there wasn't going to be no matter what. Besides, ReeRee wasn't there.
[Legend] GoobyGooAGoo: Awww =(

[Legend] noahnoobfax: I wonder if I should hack to make it so that we can get out alive. What do you guys think?
[Herobrine] Creeper5484: Ehm, hackings fer nubs. Plus, I don't think you even know how to hack, given that you probably don't want to get banned from IJAH, since that would mean you paid $50 to help but got banned instead, and you'll rage and-
[Herobrine] Noahleve: I'm coming for you noah...there can only be one...then the rest of us can have fun..won't that be great? We'll have a tea party and come up on the leaderboards...it'll be so much fun...heheheh
[Creeper5484 -> me] I think something's wrong with Noahleve... it's like he's possessed!
[me -> Creeper5484] Ikr? I'll tell noah.
Error: noahnoobfax is not on this server.
[Serper] I see you have been trying to msg noah huh? Well this is part of the game. When someone dies, it won't be announced.
[Herobrine] Theminer30: Uh, what's with the P?
[Server] What p? Just get to playing.
So I ran towards some chest and got some pretty good stuff. I now had a diamond sword, diamond helmet, chain chestplate, golden boots and iron leggings, 5 cooked chicken and of course an Infinity bow, but with no arrows. I saw Noahleve and I hid immediately, but spied on him as well. He was writing something on the back wall of the furnace. He spotted Creeper5484, then chased after him, but Creeper used an enderpearl to take off. Then, Noahleve took off as well.
I ran as fast as I could looking left, right, and behind me to make sure no one was there. I read the writing on the wall. It said this... " IVE EEN TROLED B MU K PP R! MUD I P R = S V R!!"
I couldn't translate this, so I msgd Creeper to come to me.
[me -> Creeper5484] Dude, come behind the furnace, I saw some strange writing. Help me translate this!
[Creeper5484 -> me] Sure.
Finally when I saw Creeper, I told him to try and translate this.
[Herobrine] Creeper5484: Dude, you really can't translate this? It says I've been controlled by Mudki- AHHHHHH!
[Herobrine] Theminer30: NOOOO CREEPER!

End of Chapter Two.​

 

Is the name of the game a reference to lotr?

 

No, I don't even know what that is xD

 

*Lord of the rings
The ring that frodo has has an inscription saying "One ring to rule them all" sounds like your title.

 

Ohhh
It does?
Cool.

 

I wanna be in it
IGN: iamdeoxys Rank: VIP

 

Wow kewl

 

This is really cool
at least alot better than ill ever write
can i be in it i have a premium rank and my IGN is YoshcraftMLG..

 

Hilarious.

 

I'll be writing Chapter 3 tomorrow hopefully!

 

OHHH its going down,down town!

 

wow miner! thats good! Keep it up

 

Chapter 3​

As soon as I heard Creeper's cry from getting stabbed, I ran away as fast as I could from him. As I looked back, I saw Noahleve just holding his corpse, making it dangle from his bloody fingers, laughing with no humane soul in him. It was a nightmare for me, seeing all my friends go. You might be wondering "Can't they just join in?" Well, this is a message from what the server said.
[Server] From now on, those who die are banned from the server for the ENTIRE summer. Thank you and have a good day! -Mudkip.

Yep, as soon as I saw that signature, I knew who was behind all of this. I guess he didn't want the update to ever happen, so he decided to take over the server console and re-invent the game to torture those who played it, being at his fingertips of enjoying their torture and fright of getting banned from their favorite server. Worst part, it was donators only, so most of the ones who died would be popular people, well known people, worst of all, maybe even staff members. I knew I had to put an end to this, but to do that, I needed to put an end to Noah. Once I saw Noah go to sleep, I decided to think of a plan to get him. That diamond armor will give him a few hits from only a diamond sword, so I needed something better. Something like a hammer, something enchanted! I couldn't think of anything, and my rage built up and up until I hit part of the border.
That's when a miracle happened.
A wooden block popped off of it and went into my inventory.
"YES! YES!!!!" I thought to myself in sheer joy of finding a way to escape this horrid dungeon. I broke the other block and prepared to jump out and be free. But when I looked down to see how far it was, there was lava about 5 or 6 blocks below me. That's when I thought of a GENIUS plan to get rid of Noah.
As I got the traps ready, I saw a wolf and tamed him to watch guard for my while I set up the trap. I broke a few red-stone blocks with my iron pick that I got from doing some part of Survival keeping in mind that I could break blocks and started putting my plan into development. After a few minutes, it was all done, and my dog started barking.
"Finally, I found you my child. Are you ready to die? It's going to be so much fun. Don't be afraid, it will only take a second, and only will be very, very painful." Noah said from about a meter behind me.
"Sure. Come at me brah." I replied in a cocky matter.
Noah charged at me with all of his speed, knowing that he didn't need the last of his energy. Once he stepped on the trap, he catapulted into the big hole I made, and started melting in the lava.
"YIPPE KAY YAY PSYCHO!" I shouted as his bones slowly melted into the lava, leaving no trace of him. Once it was all over, I realized 3 good friends just died. I started slowly sobbing, then started to bawl.

[Server] Awww...what's the matter? Did all of your friends JUST DIE?! MUAHAHAHA! SOON EVERYONE ON THIS SERVER WILL PERISH FOREVER!

"So that's what happened, and I'm recruiting some people I know to go and help me get back at Mudkip. You gonna help?"
Suddenly, all of the members in Rogue came on at once and shouted many different things, some included "YEA LEZ GET DAT B" whilst others included "Got nothing better to do.". They mainly revolved around the idea of agreeing. We all went to OITKA since it was released for the public, and set off.
I was just about to type in /server OITKA, when suddenly iamdeoxys and YoshiCraft came up and said "CAN WE HELP?!"
I replied in a very happy tone "Of course."
Then, we finally set off on our dangerous and grand adventure to find Mudkipper and give him a taste of revenge.

End of Chapter Three.
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Hey guys, sorry it didn't come out on Tuesday, I didn't get the time to get on my computer and type all of this up. Thank you guys for being patient and reading my story, you're all so awesome! Once again, thanks. :)

 

Things just got 12 and a half times more interesting.
And I'm in rogue, yaaaaaay.