Best staff App ever! Don't you dare read it!

IGN:
Huh IGN= I got nothing! Stupid thing

Age:
101 don't you dare judge you young kids thinking they know everything pft

Location:
Hell

Timezone:
duh your so smart you go find out

What times are you most active:
duh today

Why do you want to become a helper:
Who said I wanted stupid helper huh? Huh? Huh? I want stupid owner!

Previous experiences as a moderator:
I own Notch I'm Notch's dad don't you know me?Stupid kid! Go cry to mummy

Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones:
Rank? I don't buy I get for freeee cause I so pretty!

Are you active on our TeamSpeak:
I talk about how pretty I am and get kicked! Such Jealous people!

How long have you been playing Minecraft:
200 years

How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server:
250 years

When is the last time you made a staff application for this server:
Duh 50th time

Why we should choose you:
Cause im so pretty and smart and i wanna HACK!

Anything else you want to add:
I'm too pretty for you so im off limits!

 

I did the opposite. I read it. Why? Because I am a rebel. What do I think of this fake staff application? My eyes hurt.

 

*COUGH COUGH* It's a joke. *COUGH COUGH*

 

I'm waiting for a staff member to put the "accepted" prefix infront of it as a joke

 

Best itsjerryandharry app on May 2014

 

*sniffs*
I-I-I've nev...
*sheds a tear*
never seen...anything..so...so..perfect

 

omg best app ever

 

I'm de owner.

Yur accepted.
xDDD

 

Sorry but I own minecraft, plus you're another one of those planet minecraft dudes.. denied. NEXT!

 

This wasnt funny

 

Accepted. I hope you like your new admin rank.

 

I am Notch on this account.


Accepted

 

Fudge You! Your not my Uncle!! Go to nether and kill youself! jk

 

Here is my app:

IGN: None of your business
Age: 999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Year old
Location: My house
Timezone: Wats dat
What times are you most active: i dont no. ask a staf
Why do you want to become a helper: becas i can
Previous experiences as a moderator: i did it
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: wat
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: wat
How long have you been playing Minecraft: i dunno, last 10000000000 years
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 10000000000000000000000000000 years
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 100000000000000000000000090000000000000000 years ago
Why we should choose you: becas u can
Anything else you want to add: nu

 

IGN: Ask my mother
Age: Dunno
Location: Minecraft
Timezone: Ask me
What times are you most active: Never
Why do you want to become a helper: I don't
Previous experiences as a moderator: Don't have any
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: dont need one, I'm too awesome
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: Ask staff
How long have you been playing Minecraft: Today was my first day
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 0 days
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 100 times
Why we should choose you: You shouldn't pick me because I will greif everything and abuse all of my powers and hack on everything! :D
Anything else you want to add: Notin

 

Saul1337: YOUR SO HIRED... not