Corrupt-A-Wish!

granted but you turn into miley cyrus in one of the bart baker videos

I wish for @kinghakaka

 

I don't have a dick

Also wish granted but he turns into miley cyrus.
I wish I could break dance amazingly.

 

wish granted, but you break your bones

I wish for a katana

 

Granted but it cuts your head off.

I wish for school to end right NOW!

 

Wish granted but you will have to study the whole day.

I wish I could be invisible

 

Granted but you kill everyone you touch.


I wish for to be a dictator.

 

Once again, EDIT: Granted, but people hate your dictating and throw a pizza at your face.

I wish for a Shiba Inu (Doge)

EDIT: SORRY I didn't see your post @KittyGoddess16

 

Granted but it bites your nuts off.

I wish I could be a pimp.

 

Granted, But you get to pimp-y.. (lolwut)

I wish for A chocolate chip muffin

 

Granted but the chocolate chips turn into raisons. >:D


I wish for a chicken

 

I hate raisins D:

Granted, but the chicken turns out to be 11 feet tall and 5 feet wide.

I wish for a wish that wouldn't get corrupted

 

Granted but your child will be horrbly corrupted.

I wish for a hamburger

 

granted, but the burger gave you obesity

I wish for bath and body works candles <3

 

Granted but they smell like poop.

I wish for a friend.

 

granted, but your friend was me :P

I wish for a huge jar of nutella

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa how could you say something like that.

Also granted but it has no nutella in the jar.

I wish for something amazing

 

granted the words: something amazing

I wish I had a real life complete replica AND WORKING normally without any malfunctions and it can't be screwed up (as in it cant be "it broke" or "it hjammed" or "it fell apart" or "the chain goes only 2 feet") Zelda hookshot/clawshot

 

wish granted. It still breaks. lol.

i wish for...death. Corrupt that bishes c: <

 

granted. -kills your best friend/sibling/pet/family member-

I wish for $140.

 

Granted. you spend it on everything but a

I wish for a dolphin