Corrupt-A-Wish

Too bad. It is.

I wish for something

 

Something is out of stock

I wish for Satin to be dead forever

 

He already is dead C:

I wish for something else

 

I am not acquainted with Something and Else; Do tell about them...

I wish pigs could fly.

 

WELL NOW THEY CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish that there are no fat people

 

It already exists. 50,000 years ago there "were" no fat people, or no people at all


I wish I was a clock

 

You already are, a broken one.
I wish there was a corrupt-a-wish thread.

 

Sebastian has made your wish come true *1 minute later* *100000 corrupt-a-wish threads appear from nowhere*

I wish Sebastian would run up to me and glomp me for some reason [Glomp means kinda like tackle/hug]

 

Sebastian runs to you, but glomps you with hands full of sharpened claws.
I wish I could own the Legend of Zelda

 

Oh dear, it seems like you have to face all those creepypasta fans out there if the legend is true ^_^

[Sebastian fights with silverware not claws >.<]

I wish I was in Black Butler and I somehow got captured and sent to the phantomhive manor =3

 

Here's a black suit. Now find a butler job.

I wish ice cream didn't melt.

 

Who's ice cream?

i wish i was black star from soul eater

 

HOLY CRAP! I'M A CAT DEMON NOW *Does the hokey pokey*

Anyways

Who is Black★Star?

I dunno what to wish for.

 

Then wish to have a wish that you can wish for

My wish is to meet my favourite band

 

*Throws rubber band*

I wish for the post below me not to be sarcastic

 

tHne I,ts Veyr HDar Ot Dekode

I wish for some chocolate ice cream

 

Too bad, you're getting vanilla

I wish for a better house

 

Shat, the house fell down.

I wish for nothing :3

 

Okay, so you're dead, as nothing includes no life.


Umm... I wish for ready, perfectly-made toast.

 

No toast is perfect.

I wish for raining burgers