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Mine:
*Waits on ride line for an hour* .... *Suddeny has to pee* ... *Leaves Line*



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I clicked on this thread...

 

wirst

1. Second-person singular present of werden.

werden (irregular, third-person singular simple present wird, past tense wurde, past participle geworden or worden, auxiliary sein)

1. (auxiliary, with an infinitive, past participle geworden) will; to be going (to do something); forms the future tense
   Ich werde nach Hause gehen.
   I will go home.

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.

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It happened 2 years ago...in 5th grade.

I was in a play. I loved acting. Now, I still do I just never do it. Anyways, so we were doing our last night of performing and one of the worst things could happen...I lost my voice.

 

Everything I've ever done xD

 

Starve myself for 40 days 2 times in a row [I had to]

 

xD

 

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My worst mistake is:

My worst mistake. lololol

 

So, I was like 5, and I was at this amusement park with a membership card to the park in one of my hands. I was standing on a bridge above water. I drop the membership card through one of the miniscule cracks of the bridge, into the water.

 

I have the most likes. Do I win?


EDIT: aww, I no longer win the thread.

 

My dyslexia though... I thought it said "wrist" ._______.

Anyways, I said "I'm going to beat your arse and drag your dead body to the lake" to my brother. And the policeman was next us.

 

When I was in kindergarten I loved this blondie girl (the only one in the whole grade) and screamed my feelings for her in top of a slide during recess. My whole grade laughed at me and she, rejected. Ouch

 

ACTUALLY JUST NOW, I was reading a Beatles fanfic during class and two of the characters did the frick frack (don't judge lmao) and the person looked at it then at me. I was so embarrassed xD

 

Omg I know how that feels, I was reading one at school and my friends kept annoying me and kept peeking. They probably think I'm a werido lmao, oh fan-tics

Well basically when I was small like 5 or 6, I had a fringe and I didn't want it anymore so I cut it off...then I asked my mom if we could glue it back on cause I thought it was possible..

 

I almost drowned. I was at the beach, and these huge waves were coming, and they knocked me over. At least I thought i almost drowned. The water was like 2ft deep though. Also I fell off of a diving block and left a scar on my leg. And I was freaking out about a movie and scraped myself. Also my friend swung their arms out and hit me in the face. Left a scar on my lip for like three weeks. That was half my fault for standing right there.

 

This may be a bit inaporpriate, but I was texting my friend and i meant to type "procrastinating" and it autocorrected to "masturbating" and I didn't realize it until half an hour later. :/ me, my friend.
"whatchya doing?"
"nuthin, just masturbating. Lol so much fun...."
"o.o"
"what. I always do that."
"..."
"? why are you doing that thats normal, you know I do that all the time. probably why my grades are so low...."
"DUDE."
"what"
"read over your texts. now."
"SH*T!!!! I MEAN PROCRASTINATING I SWEAR!!!! O GAWD WHY!!!"
"sure"
"i hate you...."
f
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SIRI HAS A DIRTY MIND

 

lol not siri, just my phone. So correction,
my phone has a dirty mind xD.

 

LOL xD