Weird/awkward Moments in Life

I'm bored, so I decided to make a thread where you tell of some weird or awkward moments that have happened in your life. You know, those where you just can't believe it made sense for a result or event to happen as it did.

Me? Well, in 5th grade, there was this annoying thing pressing against my leg in my pants. I later found out that it was a cricket. O_O

 

Whenever a girl tries to get me to like her :3 They can't do it >:D

 

When all the blonde blue-eyed gals stare at me in "da weird way" (happens 90% of places I go)

 

When people look at me #foreveralone

 

This morning in art class,

Someone said "Why is that Mexican drawing better than me" and I was the only Mexican in the room .-.

 

When my crush was just randomly looking at me then I turn to see her looking at me then we're just looking at each other. THEN to make it more awkward, my friend comes up to me and says: "Your crush just gave you the look." I'm like: "Uh, ok?"

 

When i tried to convince people to watch SAO

they were like, dafuq, you rave TO READ SUBTITLES, LOLWTF

 

I don't. I go on a website where there's no subtitles.

 

That awkward moment when someone asks you to the dance, but you have no clue what to say

 

That awkward moment when one of your friends is racist towards you...
I was on a field trip today, and we were at lunch, one of the guys had salami. Me being the full blooded italian that i am, my friend, who i should refer to as Billy Bob Jones Jr. took it away and said, I'll give it to cameron, (my name), hes an italian, he'll like it for sure. I was like WTF.

 

I've seen someone scream NOOOO!!! when a girl asked him out. lol

 

When my family found my stash of bodies...

 

man, that's always a downer

 

The most awkward thing I can remember is in my German class at school. We were doing a test in a book as a discussion. It was a simple matching exercise where you had to match a person to an action. The people were numbers and the actions were letters in the book. All of the people were men apart from one that was a woman. The woman matched to the letter D. Naturally being myself, I think of this in a dirty way. I try and contain myself. I attempt to say "she wants the D" quietly to my friend next to me. Nope. I end up shouting it because I cant contain myself. Everyone just went quiet apart from the table I was on because they actually got the joke, lol...

 

I'm screwed when when my mum finds the 100+ kids I keep in my van....;-;

 

Not to mention... I bought a book on accident with my dad's credit card a few days ago ;n;

He has not found out though so I'm safe, lmaooo

 

One time I was skipping down the hall and my band teacher saw me.... she said "I KNEW IT" Yeah.. awkward o.O

 

Me and my friend-boy were sitting next to eachother.

Some really annoying boy in front of me:
"Liam, (that friend-boy), you may kiss the bride." he said.
I tap my fingers like two times on the table and ask, "Who's the bride?"

He stares at me and I think to myself, Oh.
This was like in 6th grade... :I
I remember alot..

 

Weird moments... Watching Salad Fingers... ;-;

 

Saying hi and not getting a reply. :/