Letter to OITC shareholders, From a financial perspective, the company (One in the Chamber Inc.) saw a heavy dip in performance. For potential investors, with little due diligence, it is clear that the value of OITC is steadily reaching zero, which will certainly steer away any potential buyers. This has resulted in many shareholders selling their ownership of the company; however, the few brave holders of OITC will continue to receive statements regarding the financials of OITC and management information. When looking at income, OITC experienced a devastating -20% internal rate of return. One of the significant blows to the company’s revenue growth occurred with the discontinuation of nixisawesome. Although slightly fraudulent with a high standard deviation (generating extreme risk and controversy for the company), nixisawesome was a great asset while under the company’s management. Despite fixed and variable costs staying at a steady level throughout the year, OITC’s drop in sales ultimately caused the termination of nixisawesome and the subsequent loss of profits. On a non-financial note, there is spreading news of the increase in power of trevor9200. Many shareholders are starting to fear that Trevor is becoming OITC’s most valuable asset and the company’s top-performing qualifying player. However, as co-presidents, we would like to assure that Trevor is not a top-performing player and a threat to the company. Management will continue to monitor the situation, and we can confirm the longevity of the “trevor9200 blacklist act”. Alas, below this letter contains the statement of best-performing qualifying players for the year 2022. Sincerely, jellymoon and NeedMoreRamen Co-Presidents of Unification of One in the Chamber Players Organization (UOITCO) December 17, 2022 One in the Chamber Incorporation Statement of Best-Performing Qualifying Players For the Year Ended 2022 Player Value affectivity_jpeg…………………………………………………………………..៛44 The terminal master Aidanb0y……………………………………………………………...¥690,453,263 A boy amongst men, yet a man amongst boys Bartmanholland……………………………………………………….¥690,453,263 A radical extremist Beef__Chizzel…………………………………………………………………...$96 Applied his warfare tactics to the real world Bread_Warrior………………………………………………………...¢379,539,701 who? Carlie_Rae……………………………………………………………….௹749,112 A generational singing talent, she brought her impeccable tactics to OITC CherriesAndWine…………………………………………………………...￡1,308 A Dark_Pulsar………………………………………………………………………..∞ One of the most powerful shareholders, their networth is unknown Du_ck……………………………………………………………………………..꠸2 His red-hot playstyle is reflected in his hair. Also really good at Fall Guys dudeanything………………………………………………………………₣319,027 Best Australian player Gurrtle……………………………………………………………………….$95,492 Hey gurt H_Hyper…………………………………………………………………….₻72,405 M.I.A. since the Vietnam War Jamesisawesome…………………………………………………………….₩15.75 Avid Barbie Doll collector jellymoon……………………………………………………………………….₶290 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&& jojiari………………………………………………………………………………..0 Awful at Rocket League, can’t spell KMKgirl…………………………………………………………………………..₡3 Best at squad wiping Kaiisawesome95…………………………………………………………………¤95 Doesn’t know his login, still the GOAT Kinghakakakakakaka……………………………………………………...₭279,452 On god he’s trippin ass Marissa……………………………………………………………………….₱4,761 duckswaggs_gen4 Morgannn……………………………………………………………………...฿0.50 Most coordinated player Mountier…………………………………………………………………$8,172,557 MOUNTIER NeedMoreRamen………………………………………………………………...₤12 Master at trading with Joe and eating chips 0ptic……………………………………………………………………………...₹69 Best African American player, his good looks strike enemies by surprise Pablosanches6900……………………………………………………………...$0.01 “My second favorite animal… probably capuchin” Trey…………………………………………………………………………...₰6,742 @amonging YFIOTR……………………………………………………………….₧99,101,312 World War II veteran zoomn………………………………………………………………………….₦526 Most calm player Total………………………………………………………………….$0
Hopefully next quarter the UOITCO will see profits. @jellymoon and I thank the shareholders who have stuck with us through these tough times. As stated in the letter, trevor9200 is NOT a threat to the company safety and is nothing to worry about. We have it under control. Thanks again, - NeedMoreRamen co-president of the UOITCO
