Matty boy and his side hoe

So, matty boy decided to go kiss someone. For people unaware, the health secretary of the UK just decided to have an affair with some random woman. Despite coronavirus restrictions and the fact he's married with three kids lol.

Whatcha think of this fella?

 

Funny you are :333

 

who

 

Wtf is this?! Isn't it ok to have at least 600 side hoes???Like Smh my head this is America the land of the free and alabama if this isn't allowed anymore im gonna stitch a american flag tattoo all over my boy and call my other red necks and sisters to protect this land!!!!! We the naked American tatto stitched red necks sisters aint ever gonna step down from our freedom!!!!!!!

 

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Honestly Matt Hancock shagging 2 birds at once gives me hope that I too can find love, considering he’s the embodiment of this fella

 

P.I.M.P

 

epic

who cares

 

Idk

Maybe like

Us

 

He is jealous bc he doesn't get any u know what im talking about (tryna keep it pg13) so don't give him that Soso he needs this lil Win rn...
So anyways the other day i was Frog and had a dad!
Ehat?

 

i bet his wife was all like "what's all this then?? this is abschewlutely bloody schewpid now innit."