My dog is the only one who loves me

I think my dog is the only one who loves me lmao. Having a dog so far has proven itself to be much better than having a boyfriend. Here's why:

Dogs are loyal
Guys aren't.
Dogs are always there for you.
Guys aren't.
Dogs can't talk.
One of the best part of having a dog is that they're great listeners and they can't say anything stupid back to you!
My dog is actually worried about my health
My dog cares about me more than anyone else. He's there for me and he get worried when I don't get up until 5 PM and only come out of my room for food for a week straight.
Dogs can't spread your secrets
Guys seem to like to tell people about your confidential secrets. Dogs don't do this. Once again, they can't talk.

There's many other reasons why having a dog is better than having a boyfriend, but this is just a few.



I still would rather have a boyfriend.

 

uh

 

uh

 

mood

 

I like cats

 

no

 

:(

 

cats are better don't @ me

 

Sounds like you have a terrible taste in guys

 

Don’t call me out like that

 

dogs smell like dirt and my indoor cats smell amazing

 

cause cats do nothing but sleep

dogs are active

 

my cats are more active than me

 

You sound like you need to get out more then...

 

dogs are loyal
so was hitler
dogs are hitler
i don't like hitler
i don't like dogs
hitler died
dogs die
good

 

no thanks i’d rather wallow in my room and self pity as i cry myself to sleep
epic gamer style

 

What about immortal dogs

 

immortal Hitler?!

 

Don’t let this information stop you from performing Satanist Rituals on a regular basis

 

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